you mean exterminate us like roaches before our monkey brain insanity can infect them

I don't remember the author, but I read a short story long ago about a man who invented time travel and only used it once a week to go back several decades and buy pork chops because they were really cheap.

You underestimate the rigid control HR departments now have over the hiring process. The days where you could call a friend with a job opening and hire them the next week are gone. The HR consultants have sold the modern corporation on a model where they are the gatekeepers and your professional scientific input backed by decades of experience is irrelevant put up against their liberal arts degree and HR after their name in the Outlook address book.

"That federal law protects individuals who are 40 years of age or older from employment discrimination based on age."

HR drones everywhere are rolling on the carpet laughing. Ever tried to get HR to pass your resume along if they spot any clue that you are 50+?

Do I have to pay the shipping cost, or can I come and pick it up?

Well, since evolution is wrong, and Darwin couldn't disprove it, that proves that he was a bad scientist, which proves that his theory of evolution is wrong. QED.

Have you seen our national seal? An eagle with arrows and olive branches. We dictate the terms of peace because we have the weapons to do so.

Reminds me that the Japanese Navy and the Japanese Army functioned as wholly separate forces who were jealous of each other's influence and successes. To the point that the Japanese Army had their own submarine fleet rather than ask the Navy for assistance.

Similar to the belief in the South ca. 1861 that the Confederate forces would win because they were gentlemen.

Apple is trying to move away from being perceived as the hardware of choice of nose-ringed tattoo-sleeved hipsters. This ink incompatibility is not a bug but a feature.

Yes, the elderly Senator from a small state with no party to back him up literally took control of our entire economy and wrecked it single-handed while Wall Street executives and billionaires stood helplessly by wringing their hands.

No - flight sharing.

You just came up with the next big idea.

Except that her agreeing to this now means nothing if circumstances change. If she falls on hard times in the future, the state may then go after the father for child support no matter what the couple agreed to previously.

The class that was too big to fail.