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Comment Re:More (Score 4, Funny) 150

Round up everyone in the company involved in the decision, freeze their assets, throw them in jail pending their criminal case, hold a trial, and imprison them further upon their inevitable conviction, then liquidate their assets and distribute to the affected parties. Oh wait, that would be justice.

Put the Duke brothers' seats on the exchange up for sale at once. Seize all assets of Duke & Duke Commodities Brokers, as well as all personal holdings of Randolph and Mortimer Duke.

Comment In the end we just stayed home (Score 1) 121

Round one: Digital music replaces musicians. Actors and audience don't much care.
Round two: Holograms replace actors. Audience doesn't much care.
Round three: Virtual audience replaces real audience. Real audience doesn't even notice, as the computers find that the all-digital performance can be optimized by running the simulation at many times real life speed. Der Ring des Nibelungen takes only 1.5 seconds in the new theater.

Comment Re:The title of my next stock market guide (Score 1) 382

Tis a joke, but your post is the inspiration for my next billion dollar idea:

1. Search Wikipedia for a couple of lines from an obscure algorithm to make a joke post
2. Realize that on Wall Street there is nothing too weird that some desperate suckers might not actually believe it
3. Publish actual stock market guide filled with cut and paste sciency-looking stuff
4 Profit!

Comment Block their cookies (Score 1, Interesting) 140

If I leave a package of Oreos on the floor and a toddler with no impulse control and no reason to have impulse control at that age anyway gets into the package and eats them all, is it the toddler's fault for being a toddler or is it my fault for leaving the goddamn cookies on the floor?

Comment Re:ROFL (Score 5, Insightful) 80

" the Big Bang still thrives as the most successful scientific model of the Universe ever constructed."

Really? Then give us proof where all of that matter came from so the big bang could happen. If it already existed to allow the big bang to occur, then where did it come from before that?

A degree in cosmology takes years of study and research. A degree in cosmetology can be obtained in six months. Your girlfriend will laugh and ridicule your opinions in cosmetology, but you feel fully qualified to comment on the current questions being studied in cosmology.

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