The horseless carriage should be abolished. It is a weapon which often plows into crowds of innocent children at the farmers' market at the whim of the driver. My horse would never do that. He would know to stop before hitting a person.

More like a thick stack of Fortran punch cards. Minus the rubber band. Usually.

Luckily, my religion requires me to wear a mask in public, and nowadays my profound and sincere religious beliefs trump your silly laws.

I resolved many years ago that I would never be myself on the net. Several years ago I added to that never to post pictures of my face to the net. I guess the next step is to never go out in public without my randomly-generated mask.

I chose to have the implant in my penis so I have permission to whip it out a couple dozen times a day.

I get all my office supplies by stealing them from work.

Sorry

http://web.mit.edu/deeparch/www/home/index.html

I heard this guy talk a few years ago. Really good high tech stuff going on.

http://web.mit.edu/deeparch/ww...

Same with a swamp cooler. You can hang it out of one window and leave other windows in the house closed. Provide a vent on the far end of the air flow path by cracking a door or window. A unit not much larger than a dorm fridge will keep 2000 sq ft or so cool.

You can say the same for a traditional air conditioner. Up in the high desert of the Great Basin, you build a swamp cooler into the ducted HVAC and cool your whole house with a tiny squirrel cage fan. The sound not right in your face.

"How far do you think we can get on one engine?

"All the way to the crash site."

My anecdotal evidence: I have bought 6 desktop and 5 laptop Macs over the years for myself and children. One laptop gave up the ghost and wouldn't boot after 12 years. None of the other Macs stopped working. I had to discard some which just got left behind by the technology, like my MacPlus and the LC and the G3.
The first one I ever bought was the LC. I picked up the MacPlus at a secondhand store for $5, and it worked for several years before I had to let it go.
I have taken desktops and laptops in for repairs, but these things just won't die.

Zuck announced that Saudia Arabia has demanded that he cut his hand off for stealing the idea of Facebook. China wants him to shoot himself in the head and send them the price of the bullet for monopolizing their national social media. ISIS demanded that he cut his own head off, just because. Thailand is suing him for war crimes for letting their King be ridiculed on Facebook. Alabama is sending sheriff's deputies to arrest him because a state legislature saw the edge of a nipple on some random teenager's profile picture.

This scenario involved flying saucers powered by strings. Bela Lugosi was to have been put in charge of the interim government, but this plan was deemed unworkable when the principal contact with the alien subcontractor concluded that earth people were stupid.

All he has to do is shadowban all the voters in the other party.