Considering that her claim of being docked for damage would indicate a violation of federal law-- and she's a friggin' federal government employee-- either she's a rube, or you are. The only disciplinary deductions allowed are for safety violations.
Besides, a malfunctioning switch is not "damage", it's failure from normal wear and tear. They don't last forever. If the doors don't open or the wheels on the train have to be replaced, is that taken out of their paychecks, too?
The system has been shut down while BUTTS investigate and FART, and they're notifying BOOGERS whose information was accessed.
Make a new law, if you get hacked, you have to pay the person whos data you lost $100,000.
Yeah, that will work really well with the government. Hey, we got hacked 100 times last year. In totally unrelated news, income taxes are going up and we just hired 1,000 new IRS employees because, obviously, those people need more help.
Indeed, although I can see why most american would fear this business model, because it sounds oh-so-much like some weird form of communism applied to automotive.
In no way does "gravitating with their dollars" sound like communism. Quite the opposite.
Sounds like a great idea until they take up residence in your house.
They normally huddle in trees. But the eaves and soffits of your house are much better for huddling in to stay warm, because besides being cozy and secluded, they naturally collect heat during the day. It is a very annoying process to exclude the bats without killing them once they're moved in, and once they're out you have to immediately seal every opening over 1/4 inch in diameter or they'll come back. Yes, that small.
As if Some puns wasn't bad enough, i shall here continue my plagiarism, brevity, and literary destruction:
Mick Jagger's dog asked his friend, Patricia Whack, for a loan, offering a small item as collateral. Puzzled, she asked her husband what it was. "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
Since a lot of your folks are too young to remember...
The watch Jobs is wearing appears to be an LED digital watch. Because LED displays drained the battery a lot quicker than LCD watches (which came later), you had to press a button to see the time. In retrospect, this is kind of a feature, because when the display was off the face was completely dark and mysterious. It was like Darth Vader's watch.
The Qur'an instructs believers to go to war against Jews and Christians.
The Bible records the history of wars.
There's a difference between recording a violent history, and instructions to commit violent acts.
The Qur'an has no order to love your neighbor, to treat others as one would wish to be treated, or to not resist an evil man. The Qur'an's plan for peace is to obtain it by force.
Starfleet HQ is in San Fran.
So basically, it's Arlington, VA if you compare it to the USA.
So you are comparing a complete distribution with something like LiteOS that is only supposed to support an IoT?
Linux itself is much larger than 10KiB. Therefore, any OS using it must be bigger than 10KiB.
You also seem to be unaware that floppy disks vary hugely in size. Common sizes on PC hardware varied from 360 KiB up to 1.44MiB. Obviously, one would need three of the former to hold as much as one of the latter. Perhaps you're trying to imply that what I said was incorrect.
Oh, you poor, poor pedant. (3*360KiB)!=1.44MiB.
If you can't get your arithmetic right, how are we to believe anything else you have to say?
Yeah, I guess you'd need four, reinforcing my main point further.
"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything." -- Russell Baker