This got me think though, are there theaters that play movies with subtitles for the hearing impaired? I could see profit from that.

Yep, a lot of theatres do now. Read about the Rear Window Captioning System. You may have watched a movie with it without even realizing.

When I actually do restart my browser (which is fairly rarely), it just opens the tabs that were there when I closed it. Don't tell me I'm the only one.

You didn't learn after the first five?

I was wondering how anyone could accidentally download from a third-party pay site, since the real site is always at the top of my search results. Then I realized that I normally don't even see the sponsored links; my brain filters them out automatically. Clicked on a couple of them, and some do look pretty slick; I could see someone falling for it once they've gotten to that point.