Todays porn count remains constant at 38,178 images (4,751,466,496 bytes). No time to download new stuff with all that porn, I cant stop wanking!

The Porn Count writes "Us Linux geeks need some good wank material, man! Not like we're gonna get it from real girls! I suggest several topics, such as S&M, Lesbian, Bukkake, Bestiality, plain ol Hardcore, and so on! Use your imagination. (Sorry, Jon Katz, I dont think well need a Pædophilic-Douching topic.)"

2002-01-14 01:40:02 (rejected)

Bwahahahah. Someone moderated six of my comments down within the same minute. The same minute. Michael, Jamie, some other ass-licking editor do you feel threatened by my vast quantities of porn? Are you so inadequate you cant even get it up for a JPEG? A GIF? Or a PNG?!?!

Todays count will be deferred until I finish downloading, and then until I finish wanking, and then until I clean the jizz out my keyboard.

UPDATE 09:25: Yes! Todays porn download brings my total to 38,145 images, comprising a whopping 4,749,553,664 bytes of disk space! Thats 4.42 gigabytes, baby!

UPDATE 11:47: Yep, its another update! Despite the vast amount of pr0n I added to my collections today, I still wasnt satisfied even after 73 minutes of nonstop wanking! So, I downloaded some more! Todays final count stands at: 38,178 images (4,751,466,496 bytes). Whoo boy!

Yeah, yeah, so its not daily. So fuck you. Slashdot had me banned for the last few days because of all the crapflooding.

So instead of Slashdotting, I spent a few hours in Usenet over the past few days downloading fresh wank material! Todays count: 37,737 delicious files, for a total of 4,704,325,632 bytes!

Welcome to The Porn Counts daily catalogue of exactly how much porn he owns! CmdrTaco, I love you and I love Slashdot! It has allowed me to express my love for porn of all types, from S&M to bukkake to bestiality, far and across the world wide web! Now, on to the report!

Starting out, I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!

UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!

UPDATE 03:47: Even more old porn cleanup! I am now down to a drastically low 37,376 image files. Thats only a puny 4,669,419,520 bytes of yummy, delicious girlie flesh! I definitely need to go find some new shit and then spank the monkey for a while longer!

Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)