Journal Journal: Daily Porn Count: 2001-01-08, Tuesday 1
Welcome to The Porn Counts daily catalogue of exactly how much porn he owns! CmdrTaco, I love you and I love Slashdot! It has allowed me to express my love for porn of all types, from S&M to bukkake to bestiality, far and across the world wide web! Now, on to the report!
Starting out, I currently have 37,564 pornographic images (pr0n) residing on my hard drive, for a grand total of 4,689,432,576 bytes! This should keep me busy for a few hours!
UPDATE 02:53: Oh no! I now only have 37,532 porn files (4,682,407,936 bytes)! I decided to delete some old crappy ones. Looks like its time to peruse alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* some more! Woohoo!!
UPDATE 03:47: Even more old porn cleanup! I am now down to a drastically low 37,376 image files. Thats only a puny 4,669,419,520 bytes of yummy, delicious girlie flesh! I definitely need to go find some new shit and then spank the monkey for a while longer!
Stay tuned for daily updates! (Unless Im too busy taking advantage of all these images! Wooha!!)
