After the gulf oil spill, I don't dislike deepwater oil drilling. I dislike the completely irresponsible company that floundered around for weeks before they even tried to fix the leak. There is nothing inherently evil about drilling for oil as long as adequate precautions are taken.

Too bad that not all ailments kill you BEFORE you can reproduce....

Ask your grandmother to donate her body to medical science after she dies. It might actually help other people with random seizures.

When you go to a coffee shop or convenience store and see a donation center for curing your favorite disease, read the fine print. Almost all of them will say the donations go to something like "cancer awareness". I think pretty much everyone is already AWARE of cancer. How about allocating the donations to RESEARCH?!

"The results are in. You are a horrible person. That's what it says, right here. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."

If your fitbit can tell if you have been raped or not, then I think you're using it wrong.

No kidding. I don't think anyone is tweeting while playing poker "Royal Flush! Check out my #pokerface."

Are you sure it just wasn't unintentionally DDOSed by millions of day-traders wondering what happened to the NYSE?

I strung one along for a while when he called me. He asked me to take a look at my computer (I have several), so I chose the one running freeDOS. He asked me to look at my desktop with all the icons and I said "I don't HAVE any icons". This caused him to transfer me to a 2nd tier technician. I'm not going to wait on the line for someone I don't want to talk to, so I hung up. That's when the 2nd tier guy calls me back (I ignored it - go to VM) THREE TIMES.

How much does the mob pay an IT worker? It might be better than legit companies.

The vendor was Canon, who is widely known for making imaging and copying devices. I can understand them dropping a bunch of DSLR's for surveillance, but I can't imagine why they would need a copier.

And yet you *didn't* choose to integrate a web browser into your OS. Hmm....

Issuing a kill command in a UAV may have a completely different effect than what you expect.

To prevent cellphone damage from drops, the solution is simple: move to space. It's that pesky gravity that is wrecking your electronics.

...Or you could just buy a case for your phone.

Funny how they said "We are sorry that this happened" and not "We are sorry that we did this". i.e., they are not taking responsibility.