kriston was complaining about having to carry his laptop around "open like a pizza box". I'm not saying it's fine his laptop cannot suspend, but that it's silly to always keep your laptop open even if so [1]. I guess it was meant just as a figure of speech, but I don't think it works very well. ;-)
It's all a little puzzling for me. If the device doesn't work like you'd like it to, either adapt to it if it's a minor thing, or *get rid of the thing* and get a properly working device (by replacing either hardware of software). If you want to keep running Linux, it's not like more than just a small minority of hardware is having trouble (especially if you spend two minutes googling before buying the thing). Return your laptop, sell it on ebay, pass it on to friends/family (or swap with them!) or whatever and get a properly working one?
Perhaps kriston had, but I've seen way too many people going through absurd hassles with their devices, suffering almost ostentiously - both on Linux and Windows. They'll just complain on internet forums and hang on to their device because they like the socket layout on its right side or whatever.
[1] A possible exception may be broken display suspend, which may be unavoidable on lid close on some laptops. See the second paragraph in that case.