...caters events all the time; my former employer had its Christmas party there every year. Buffet, music, dance band, string quartet, bar service, buskers, and horse-drawn sleigh rides in the adjoining park.
Dang, I just posted pretty much the same message a few lines up.
...Aaand, we've found the culprit.
The infrastructure currrently exists to release all films for home rental immediately!
Kim Jong-Un may be helping that along...
Of course it is. Reasons to go to the theater:
-The screen is big.
-You get to see the film a few months earlier.
Reasons to watch at home:
-The incremental cost of "admission" is small.
-Food comes at grocery store prices, in limitless variety.
-You can have a drink.
-You can toke up.
-The chair is comfortable.
-If there are any loudmouths present, you can tell them to STFU.
-Your feet don't stick to the floor.
-You have a pause button.
-If your companion likes the movie and you don't, you don't hurt their enjoyment by turning around and playing with the computer.
Did I mention the theater has a big screen?
No.
Actually, it's an acronym for NAtionale soZIalist, the political party.
Actually, it's a contraction, German style.
German has a lot of compound words, which means it has a lot of long words, which means it needs a better system of contractions than we have in English. We remove one letter or a contiguous string and replace it with an apostrophe; Germans remove letters from any number of places in the word and don't bother with the apostrophe.
Examples you might have heard at the movies: Kaleun = Kapitanleutnant; Uffz = Unteroffizier; Stalag = Stammlager
...It appeared in Thunderball in 1965.
Constellations aren't real things, they're imaginative descriptions of patterns people see
In astronomical terms, a constellation is one of the 88 areas of the sky defined by the International Astronomical Union. What you're describing are asterisms.
Every point in the sky is in a constellation, and a constellation is normally named after an asterism in it. Some rather vague asterisms and their associated constellations were designated in modern times to fill in the far southern sky where the ancients hadn't designated any -- like Telescopium.
What Northern Hemisphere observers are missing from the Southern Hemisphere?
All of them.
OK, let's see. A government agency issues an opinion on who did it: Obviously a lie.
A commercial security company issues an opinion on who did it: Case closed.
Love the Internet.
People who laugh at fart jokes go to his movies.
There's a reason why fart is an anagram of frat...
He thinks the ships are made of Legos.
You don't need men to shovel coal into boilers any longer either.
Neither did we in WW2. Teddy Roosevelt converted the Navy to oil power.
Without life, Biology itself would be impossible.
