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Journal Journal: Who can you trust? 6

Crossposted in Slashdot, SRU and InquityDaily

(Background music: "Let me see" by Morcheeba)

Who can you trust when you need to?
Why do we rust when we heed you?

Once upon a time there was a man named William Scott Lockwood, the 3rd, who used to write under the nick of Vladinator and many others. He was branded a troll, and since he wrote a lot, it happened to annoy some other people who didn't like him, and they decided that they want him away, so they found his phone number by doing a whois on his domain, geekizoid.com.

They managed to harrass him for a while, until that phone stopped being functional, or something like that. But the bad people, who called themselves "The midnight phone boys" or "The anti-vlad triad", still searched for ways to force him to stop writing on slashdot and kuro5hin.

Do you ever think in bubbles?
Do you ever shake up troubles?
Falling apart right from the start
Crawling 'round

After some months (march 2002, to be precise), our friend Vladinator moved to another appartment, so he sent an email to his friends with his new phone number and the phone number of his mother-in-law, so they can notify him in case there are troubles with his weblog.

But what, one or more of the people he regarded as friends weren't really friends of him, and they passed his phone numbers to the harassers, who gladly looked for ways to abuse it. First they posted that number anywhere they could, but since people weren't too glad to call Vladinator, the harassers gave the numbers to Nigerian scammers (you know of them, right?) and told them to call those numbers at 2:00am.

Since that involved Vladinator's mother in law, he was forced to give in to them and he promised he'd stop writing in slashdot and kuro5hin. For some reason that deal didn't hold up and Vladinator is writing in slashdot once again, but that's above the scope of our story.

He wasn't the only one to get harassed. There was a girl who ran that controversial site called Adequacy which looked like a news site but in fact was meant to troll people and cause them to post angry responses. Like Vlad, a similar thing happened to her, probably more because she's a girl and a troll, which is a rare combination. The problem with her is that people could find her real name by searching for her nick, so people somehow found her details, like her phone number, and posted it for some reason.

Show us how to stand up, strong
Waiting, for you takes so long
Shadows leave us standing naked
We can't fake it

So what am I saying? I'm not saying that you can't trust anyone, but I'm saying that you should think twice before sparing information about yourself, especially if you are a troll, or you're intending to act in a very controversial way or annoy a lot of people. Or if you are a girl. Girls are scarce and they raise more attention than boys.

So what should you do?

  • If you intend to act controversially, invent a new nick instead of using a nick you used in other websites - especially if it may help people to associate your real name to that nick.
  • Don't send your details to several people at once, especially if you don't know them personally. If you want to provide a way for people to send you notices, create some email-to-SMS gateway which will enable people to send you pager/phone messages without letting them know your number.
  • Don't put your real phone and address when you register a domain. Invent some funny text instead (like "Reva Altamira" or "Trollaxor De maligne"). Yes, it might cause you problems when doing a domain transfer, but you can easily do a domain transfer by changing the administrative contact.
  • Also, the computer security measures mentioned in this semi-humoristic journal entry apply too.
Upgrades

Journal Journal: Dismissing humans from truck driving

There are so many accidents with trucks, at least here. There was a big scandal some years ago about drivers who just bought their license. But that's not all. Many truck accidents happen when the drivers are tired and drive overtime, or when they drive too fast, or just don't keep distance.

But nevermind to that. Truck driving is a tedious job, and humans shouldn't do that at all. Just being on the road all day? It's awful. Robots should do that instead.

Just think about it. Instead of a tired human who might lose his concentration after several hours, a robot could drive 24h, and the robot will be programmed to follow all safety rules. The robot won't be tempted to overspeed or to ignore safe distance for a while.

The only problem might be with the existing truck drivers, so my solution will be to gradually replace the human drivers with the robotic ones. Existing drivers will not be fired, but no new human drivers will be accepted, and humans will know that they shouldn't take truck driving lessons anymore, unless they want to work as truck diagnosticians.

What do you think? (heh, that could be a great Adequacy article)

Slashdot.org

Journal Journal: Subscriber-only features 9

We are planning to put some subscriber-only options here, and we want to know what you think about them. Among what we're planning:
  • Search within comment body
  • Choose your own icons for the journal (and post pictures in your journal, too)
  • Post under AC with the +1 bonus (this will cost some credits). Also, get reply notifications even when you're posting under AC.
  • Increase your karma by burning credits (but you'd still won't be able to see the numeric value of it. Remember! Karma doesn't matter)

Got more? Write them here and they'll be added to the list!

United States

Journal Journal: O Cleavage, I salute you 4

While many people drool on legs and underpants, the thing that most arouses me is the cleavage.

Miriam Webster gives 4 possible definitions to the word "cleavage", and only the last one is the relevant to me: The nice gap you see between the breasts.

In other languages people tend to use other words to express cleavage. In my mothertongue, the parallel expression is "exposed place" (makhsof), but it doesn't express the same. A flat woman can wear a blouse which will expose part of her breasts, so she would have a makhsof all right, but she won't have a cleavage!

Cleavage is the thing that turns me on. I'd rather play with a woman who wears a shirt which exposes a lovely cleavage, rather than playing with a naked woman. And it looks even better when a girl lowers her hands and then makes an X shape with them... ohhh...

So to sum it up: cleavage is undoubtly the gift of god.

Mozilla

Journal Journal: Mozilla widening 4

This thing widens my Mozilla horribly. Is it only me? I had another problem with Mozilla - it couldn't open HTTPS links, claiming the certificate is "wrong or invalid", but I solved it by uninstalling it and erasing all traces of it from my HD, and then while reinstalling, asking it NOT to use my old netscape 4 profile.

(this is the second time I'm posting this.. since the previous place I posted at died)

Update: After erasing Mozilla more carefully (the home dir and the installation dir), it seems that the link above doesn't widen Mozilla anymore. Halleluya! Thanks for all the guys who commented me.

The Media

Journal Journal: Slashdot trolls under attack!! 8

Greetings comrades!

As if the latest slashcode karma-based limitations weren't enough, a new disaster has fallen on us trolls, under the name of fyodor. This.. thing. is lifeless as a troll, but instead of investing his energy on constructive things like crapflooding and flamethrowing, he wants to spread fear and uncertainty inside our trolls community!

That thing invaded the computer of Comrade Sdem (who is my small freak list for some reason) using some nasty backorifice-like program, and posted screenshots from that computer on insecure.org (those pictures were removed after Sdem apologized for calling Fyodor "wanker".. geeze.. what kind of person is that Fyodor? Doesn't he wank? People who avoid mastrubation turn out to do worse stuff, like peeping on children).

What to do?

  • Seal you OS. If you're using Windows, check WindowsUpdate periodically to check if there are new updates you should download. Widnows 2K and XP also warn you about new vulnerabilities if you install the recent service packs. Also, If you're using an NT-based OS (NT, 2K, XP), you might want to use this tool. It scans the MS-components in your system and notifies you about any necessary updates. If you're using another OS.. well.. you're screwed. :) You'll have to check the homepage of every server and known clients (email, web, IRC) you're using, for security holes.
  • Mind your IP while chatting. Although the IRC server of the Troll community hashes the IP, don't let that fool you. The admins can still know what's your IP. Also, people can still find it by initiating a DCC chat with you. So.. handle with care. Use a bouncer when you connect to untrustable servers, or don't connect at all.
  • Mind your IP on the web. Use a proxy (like your ISP proxy) when posting stuff...

Keep those simple rules and you'll be safe.
Farewell and may Trollithicus be with you.

Updated December 08 2002: Added more information about security

Music

Journal Journal: I'm not a troll 1

I'm not a troll by CmderTaco
==================================

I used to think,
I had the crapfloods for everything,
but now I know
that the mods don't always go my way, no

Feels like I'm banned from posting in the middle
that's when I'm realize

I'm not a troll
Not yet a crapster
All I need is some fun
a karma-whore account which is mine
while I'm taco-snotting in between

I'm not a troll,
But if you look on my warts closely
You will see it up my ass
This orc will always find his way
his own sweet way

That was for you, my fans! I love you all, and remember! When you're having anal sex, watch out from corn kernels!

Anime

Journal Journal: Fuck anime 3

Anime is gay.

I can't understand the hype over it. It's just cartoons, and very childish ones! So what if they got blood and pornography? It's still in kindergarten level. All those fucktards who send other people to see crap like Ranma 1/2 and Kenshin should be all committed before more damage is done.

VA

Journal Journal: New owner!!

YEA!!!!

I took control of this account!
SO........

I don't care about that Seth Finkelstien... so I'm not going to use that account. l33t h4x0r m3!!!

Slashdot.org

Journal Journal: Calling it quits. 4

Giving away my account... Quitting trolling permanatly... I will only post legit posts from now on...

Password(for this and Seth Finkelstien) = 123456

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