I just verified that Thinkgeek doesn't have smallpox

ahhh, nostalgia!

ain't gonna fall for that blanket trick a second time, white devil!

well duh, that vein on my forehead starts to throb and my eye starts to twitch when I read dumb code.

oh wait, that was my commit

They probably hook up to those sinkholes in Guatemala.

They just ripped this off from Pied Piper. Probably can't even handle 3D video properly.

aw crap, I have shamed myself.

They're still talking about his balls 40 years after his death.

But... but... if I vote for a third party candidate, the other party's guy will get in!!!

come on, we can do this!

• Goat A
• Goat B

and it naturally follows:

• Goat C

Save the Enzos! whoops, Teslas started as Lotuses, right? same principle.

If anything deserves a spacenuttery tag, this does!

With the history of the one child policy and Chinese culture favoring male heirs, there's going to be a lot of Chinese bachelors that can't find wives. That's going to be a lot of horny, frustrated, unemployed men that can't afford homes. Prime fodder to have their frustrations directed outward by a war of expansion where they can be burned off as cannon fodder.
A good investment would be for propaganda promoting the gay agenda in China.
I am only partly joking here.

+1 for Guinea Pig B reference! One of the world's most successful failures.

"economic collapse"?!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Why, Dubai's economy is so healthy that people just leave their Ferraris sitting on the street when they get bored with them.
Dubai's a fucking economic miracle, the laws of gravity (or karma) do not apply.

Good thing they're going to enclose the important parts under an environmentally controlled dome then. Truly these guys are planning ahead.

Except the one in the Alamo.