Did I just read someone's Knight Rider fanfiction erotica? Thanks, Slashdot.

So by "funding the website" they mean "funding the prodigious cocaine habits of council members?"

Adoption of the metric system is the first step on the slippery slope to communism. I will grant the difficulty of converting back for those nations that have already made this mistake, and so I move that we rechristen the "kilometer" the "freedom mile."

I live in Nagano, Japan, which at over 350,000 people would be an "ordinary city" most places, but in Japan it feels pretty small. You could slot the whole downtown area into a few blocks of Tokyo and no one would likely notice...

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Hey, you're a vampire. You got time.

Walking around neighborhoods? More like driving around in vans with obnoxious loudspeakers. The campaign posters are funny, too. It's obvious that they're heavily regulated as to content and layout. Candidate name, picture, office desired, party name, brief generic slogan. It's like the elections are designed to be boring. I'm almost glad I can't vote...

I expect Yahoo Answers can help out with the first question, at least... http://encyclopediadramatica.com/How_is_babby_formed%3F