You mean everyone else in the same Security Guard training school? Surely there is a good chance of that being the case!

why do they care what browser you're using simply to logon?

If they actually cared there probably would not actually be a problem.

perhaps I should drink more coffee and wear my glasses.

Maybe, but often for a questionable definition of "deserve". Do you include:

Steal from tax payers? Join the local Mafia?

Yes. This is in Africa. Any AC supply they do have will be 240V.

And will probably only work for 3 hours a day - most likely the 3 hours you least need it, and quite definitely the 3 hours you least expect it. However, you still have to pay for it for the other 21 hours you did not get it.

This is a combined effect of the afterglow of the colonial era when all forms of organisation were the work of the occupying enemy, and to be resisted at all costs, and modern Islamic teaching that education is a Satanic American plot.

Surely the real news is that Android tablets are now susceptable to human viruses.

Signed:

iBollocks.

A Thinkpad T21 from 2002?

Eclipse on a Pentium 3 with only 1GB of memory may be slow, but you can spend the extra time racing tortoises, or doing the things students normally do.

Use a Cray for the serious lifting. Use the laptop as a dumb terminal.

Or get an iWatch, and be the dumb terminal yourself.

This may be a solution, but it is not clear there is actually a problem it solves.

Does this enable more total data to be transmitted where there are multiple users in a band? When they are using spread spectrum and reception conditions are poor, and one or both ends are moving through buildings or spaces occupied by reflective surfaces?

I am sure someone will buy the patent, but much less sure it will turn out to be value for money.