slashdot is evil...

anybody know where to get a good, cheap vaporizer?
or maybe someone has some easy plans to build one?

suckers! slashdot sucks.

check out the infamous cdpb (~cult of the dead penis bird~) website!

ass clowns!

where you been? i've been banned but now i'm back.

hopefully, i can get banned again today.

then i can be back in time for troll tuesday (nov 6th).

right now, i got to find something to do on the internet until 5:00 rolls around. guess i could work, but seeing how i'm at work, that just doesnt seem fun to me.

buh bye for now.

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-CDPB-

ah, troll tuesday. it would still be fun as shit if it were not for slashdot's useless database. actually, i dont know if its the database or not, but whatever it is when somtimes anything you click on besides 'read more' just reloads the front page. its assy annoying.

i am now an aspiring acoholic. just as cyborg_monkey before me, i have found a purple velvet bag of crown royal. i shall drink from it often, to dull the pain that is reading slashdot.

farewell for now, cock goblins!

This account or IP has been temporarily disabled. This means that this IP or user account has been moderated down too much in the last 72 hours. If you think this is unfair, you should contact pater@slashdot.org. If you are being a troll, now is the time for you to either grow up, or change your IP.

for fucks sake!?!

guess i'll change my ip. i dont like the other option

this is getting to be some serious horse shit.

right after i get the unprecedented 4th First Post in a row, i try to follow up with a boast about it, and i get the 'this account/ip disable' fuck fest message!

i think the slashdot authors and moderators are against me (and i use the word authors in the loosest sense of the word). no one wanted to post that last story (the one i got 4th FP on) because they were afraid i would FP them. dont be afraid, its going to happen one way or another. dont you want to be remembered as the author who allowed me to FP for like the 10th time in a row? its like a fucking home run race up in here. the batter and the pitcher both get into the record books.

eat shit slashdot, eat shit and die.

guess i'll be back to trolling/crapflooding on friday or monday. i won't waste my time on reading slashdot,,,just my employers' which explains why there are no weekend posts

Troll Tuesday is finally here! And, I notice that since I am allowed to post, and that my karma has dropped to -6...that means that i'm officially a troll. My proudest day on slashdot. *sigh*

finally, after what seems like about a week waiting, my ip/account has been re-enabled. i was able to post using aol dial up, but two posts from there and i got disabled as well. guess that one was the account as opposed to the ip. oh well, fuck it. i'm back to my usual tricks

hello fellow trolls. it is friday and it is a good day for trolling. after several posts as an AC, i was quite intrigued by the idea of trolling as a man (ie-with a logged-in account). therefore, from the vile AC scum of slashdot, Trolligula has risen. after several 72 hour bans on my ip address, i remember that old gAyOL dial up account. needless to say, i am happy to be back amognst the trolling.

propz to cyborg_monkey, trollaxor, sunken kursk, and the offtopic crapflooder that got me started, strom thurmond (the oldest fart on /.)

troll on, brothers