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Wireless Networking

Journal Journal: In which, I come out of retirement 3

So, I have to network two buildings roughly 30 yards apart.

I'm thinking wireless, but, I don't really have that much experience with wireless networking, let alone wireless networking over distances larger than an apartment.

Anybody got any ideas as to what to use, or how?

Upgrades

Journal Journal: So, I'm thinking of a new case mod

I have a couple old laptops with bad boards and other various problems, but rather pristine monitors. Just how hard would it be to slap a laptops LCD monitor onto the side of a normal computer case.

Well, slapping it on there wouldn't be all that hard, but I'm guessing wiring it in is going to be the hard part...

Speaking of wiring, don't you just love finding out that one of your employees decided that instead of buying an new power adapter, he decided to grab the electrical tape and "fix" the broken plug on the old one?

Oh well, at least people like that pretty much garuntee me a job...

User Journal

Journal Journal: Matrix Revolutions... 1

So I saw the matrix Revolutions.

I bet it's a lot like dating Bill Gates.

It starts off with lots of anticipation for the things to come. He gives you hints as to his bank account. Small (for him) gifts every here and there. Then, he gives you a Ferrarri.

Now, your thinking, damn, this car fucking rocks, holy shit, this is awsome, I wonder what he'll give me next. So, the next morning, he proposes to you. You think, "Well, I did get the cool car, there has to be something better for next year", so of course you say yes.

Only, now you have to sleep with Bill, and he's a computer programmer. Have you ever slept with someone who spends all their time staring at computer code all day? It ain't pretty, not in the least. Especially with Mr. Gates, cause he likes it in the butt.

So here you are, getting pounded in the ass by a scrawny little computer nerd, thinking to your self, "I wonder what I'll get next year, it's gotta be good." But next year comes around, and you get a civic. Sure, he promises that you'll get something better the next day, but that's just to keep you around so he can fuck you in the ass.

The way I see it, if I were fucking Bill Gates, I'd at least have that kick ass car...

User Journal

Journal Journal: I guess I'm a troll 9

So, I get modded as a troll for This, but I ask you, can you think of any other reason why they would teach harry potter physics in a school?
User Journal

Journal Journal: laptopage 4

Laptops, what's good what sucks?

I've got a friend who is looking and i really have no clue as to what he should get.

to be used for school and gaming. Any ideas?

User Journal

Journal Journal: C'mon, elect me again 6

Clinton wants change in presidential term limits

Thursday, May 29, 2003 Posted: 1:21 AM EDT (0521 GMT)

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- Former President Bill Clinton said Wednesday Congress should change the rule that barred him from seeking a third term in the White House, but stopped short of saying he wants to return as commander-in-chief.

Speaking at the John F. Kennedy Library and Museum here, Clinton questioned certain aspects of the 22nd Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which prevents a person from being elected president more than twice.

Clinton said the amendment, passed after Franklin D. Roosevelt was elected to a record fourth term, should be changed simply to keep a person from being elected to more than two consecutive terms as president.

"I think since people are living much longer ... the 22nd Amendment should probably be modified to say two consecutive terms instead of two terms for a lifetime," Clinton said.

The former president said such a change probably wouldn't apply to him but would benefit future generations.

...

Sure, it probably wouldn't apply to him...

Movies

Journal Journal: Equilibrium 3

Go out and buy it now.

On the cover it says "Forget 'The Matrix'! This movie will blow you away!"

And let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, they ain't lying.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must find a dojo that teaches the Gun Kata.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Hey, more scientology fun 2

It seems as though those kooky bastards have discovered the Scientology Livejournal and caused it's suspending.

The journal entries consisted of those ultra secret OT documents that Scientologists don't want you to see, at least until you undergo their brain washing that is...

User Journal

Journal Journal: ok, now this is a little weird 2

what the fuck is this

I'm guessing it's a big spam scam, but if you were to try a made up email in the address, it tells you that there is not report.

As can be seen here

That tells me that it is a little more than a simple email verifier, so someone out there is trying to find information about me, and according to the report, I know them "well"

So, who is it?
Hardware

Journal Journal: RAM or some shit 3

OK, so I need to buy a bunch of ram for some computers.

They are a mix of PC100 and PC133. I know that one type of ram will work with either motherboard, but I don't know which.

ARRRGGGHHHH

So, if anybody out there in slashdotland knows which kind I need to buy, I'll greatly appreciate it if you told me.

User Journal

Journal Journal: So, I'm watching The Family Guy 5

It's the episode where he gets a new car and is showing off the language selections on board navigation.

The third button.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA

The car drive you

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