Comment Saw Hobbit in 2d (Score 1) 436
Screw 3d...who wants to wear ugly glasses during a movie and be distracted with junk flying at you and swatting at 3d bugs....
Comment chatotic storage aka... (Score 1) 206
Wasted space storage....
I can't anything when the network is down storage....
I can't anything when the network is down storage....
Comment There 5.4% nitrogenation of the oil. (Score 5, Funny) 544
Everyone assumed it was 5.3%
Comment bacteria....is why (Score 1) 86
Touchscreens can be made to allow for MUCH easier cleaning...and coated with bacteria resistant covers and still function. It is a big problem in healthcare...you know...
Comment ONe nasty side effect... (Score 1) 341
it boils and pops the people in the building.
Comment HEY! don't be dissing my code... (Score 1) 360
I made millions off that...
Cancer-Detecting Bra Could One Day Surpass Mammograms In Accuracy 110
fangmcgee writes "Reno-based First Warning Systems is working on a new bra that could detect if you are developing breast cancer. Integrated sensors and a data controller regularly monitor your breasts and can watch for irregularities which may signal the growth of tumors. Tests so far are showing that the bra is far superior and may be able to detect cancerous growth up to 6 years sooner than self-exams or mammograms."
Comment Who knew... (Score 1) 60
Paul Ryan was that old....
Comment When the RW is caught with pants down... (Score 1) 735
They reach over and try to yank the shorts off liberals and scream "Look they don't have pants on either!"
RW proponents argue that liberals do the same thing, decry lack of "balance" and impariality...the RW defenders shift focus away from the original post exposing the lies.
I've seen and heard the same backpedaling weasley douchbaggery over and over again. The fact is the Heritage Foundation is a FUD maker. Bought and paid for by assholes who want to preseve the "Wealthy American" way of life for themselves.
"You have to apply the same rules to both sides if you are truly understand the answers to you questions Frankly, neither should be trusted.....Fraud has been proven on both sides. "
RW proponents argue that liberals do the same thing, decry lack of "balance" and impariality...the RW defenders shift focus away from the original post exposing the lies.
I've seen and heard the same backpedaling weasley douchbaggery over and over again. The fact is the Heritage Foundation is a FUD maker. Bought and paid for by assholes who want to preseve the "Wealthy American" way of life for themselves.
"You have to apply the same rules to both sides if you are truly understand the answers to you questions Frankly, neither should be trusted.....Fraud has been proven on both sides. "
Comment Gravy Train! (Score 1) 285
I have a patent on secret patents.
Comment Every time I toast a bagel.... (Score 0) 196
It e-mails fifteen million people.
Comment the Borgian philosophical conclusion... (Score 1) 637
"...existence is futile...."
Comment Why are so many upset at librarians...? (Score 2) 910
They are just hard working people who help people check out books and find good things to read....
Oh what...?! Libertarians...!
That's very different. Nevermind.
Oh what...?! Libertarians...!
That's very different. Nevermind.
Comment My icons are missing.... (Score 1) 1
First post.
Comment I ran a two line BBS on Warp (Score 1) 342
Using RoboBoard graphical BBS software. O/S2 Warp allowed two serial modems to operate independently....talk about cave paintings and stone tools.
