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Journal Journal: Achy Breaky DOCs 1

I don't think apologies to Billy Ray Cyrus are really necessary, but ...

Achy Breaky DOCs

You can send me spam
Or just fill up my RAM
With ancient cheesy forwards in my box
But if you give a screw
'Bout what I read from you
You'd damn well never send me DOCs!

Just don't send me DOCs
Those Microsoft .DOCs
I just don't want 'em in my mail
And if you send me DOCs
Those goddamn Word file DOCs
I'll have to send my answer back in Braille.

Just send me text/plain
It really is a pain
To see eight megs of binary to say:
"Good morning, how are you?
I'm doing lovely too,
I really must be going now -- good day!"

Or send HTML
I think it's really swell
And I can read it up in Firefox
But, sir or madam, please
I'm beggin' on my knees
Just lay off the Microsoft .DOCs!

Yeah, don't send me DOCs
Pro-pri-e-tar-y DOCs
Not everyone sucks Billy Gates's wang
And if you send me DOCs
Those freakin' Word file DOCs
Ya better know I'll just delete the thang.

Look, send me EXEs
Sure, give me Sobig -- please!
It won't even faze my Unix box
But if what you need
Is to send me stuff I'll read
Then don't bother sending it with DOCs.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Why ethicists don't sleep with other people's wives

I live with a philosophy graduate student. It's contagious. Note, none of these are particularly meant to be offensive, except possibly the Peter Singer one. Sorry, Pete, I just couldn't resist a zoophilia joke.

The moral realist doesn't sleep with other people's wives because it would be wrong.

The Kantian doesn't do it because if everyone did that, someone would be sleeping with his wife.

The natural law theorist doesn't do it because it would be a violation of the marriage contract.

The emotivist doesn't because -- ew, yuck, sleeping with other people's wives!

The consequentialist doesn't because he doesn't want to sleep with a woman who would cheat on her husband.

The cultural relativist doesn't do it because the culture he lives in rather arbitrarily happens to value sanctity of matrimony.

The utilitarian doesn't because he figures that extramarital affairs cause more bad than good.

The moral skeptic doesn't for no particular reason.

The hedonist doesn't because he doesn't feel like it.

Peter Singer doesn't do it because there's nothing that makes other people's wives ethically preferable over, say, goats.

The virtue ethicist doesn't do it because what kind of a person would he be if he did?

The feminist doesn't because other people's wives are usually straight.

United States

Journal Journal: #1 Reason to Hate the Religious Right 3

What I love about this election is that when all the political pundits had had their say, they agreed that the deciding factor in this election was "moral issues." The war in Iraq turned into a big red herring, with both candidates promising more of the same, but Kerry promising little more than to feel bad about it. The election came down to gay marriage and abortion.

You heard that right, folks. The "moral issues" in this election were gay marriage and abortion. The illegal invasion of a sovereign state that resulted in the deaths of 100,000 Iraqis never even figured on the morality bill. So what "moral issues" were at stake? Quite simply:

1. Whether or not we can forbid gays from marrying, and
2. Whether or not we can forbid a woman from making choices about her body.

How on earth did veto power over other people's moral choices become a platform advocating morality?

Don't get me wrong, I'm only mildly in support of gay marriage, and I'm very wishy-washy on abortion. I think it's totally warranted in some circumstances, but I'm not fond of it as a replacement for wearing a rubber. But I am not the ultimate power in the land. And I wouldn't presume to force my opinion on others. In situations like this the mature thing to do, the moral thing to do, is to err on the side of tolerance. Yet somehow this election equated "forcing your opinion down other peoples' throats" with "morals" and the murder of 100,000 Iraqis as a mere blip on the radar. I know that God doesn't exist because if he did, he would fry these hypocrites where they stand.

United States

Journal Journal: US Election 7

Well, I didn't want to put anything in writing while I was still hopeful that Bush may not win another four years, but now that it seems at least fairly likely I will put my opinion to paper. Or, electrons....

I went into this election with a bittersweet taste in my mouth. I knew that either Bush would be upset and the world would be a bit safer for four more years, or that Bush would win and the fall of the American Empire would be dramatically hastened.

Now, when I use the phrase "American Empire" I don't use it in the traditional sense of "evil American imperialism." I find that very passe. I use it in the sense of a government that is ruled by an omnipotent emperor where right of rule is hereditary. Somehow America has passed the age where they value democratic rule, and are instead looking for a king to rule them. Not unlike Ancient Rome after the rule of Caesar Augustus, but actually identically-so. If you hate to learn from history, please stop reading.

Anyways, Bush has a huge lead at this point. His moronic bumbling, war-mongering, and anti-islamic genocidal policies will be with us another 4 years. One-hundred thousand Iraqis have already died while we "freed" them. Let's stop calling it Iraqi Freedom and call it what it is: Eternal Freedom. If you're an Iraqi we promise to give you an eternity of freedom. When does invading a sovereign state to "free" them become genocide? Does a hundred-thousand deaths count? Surely if you asked them they've had enough "freedom" for one generation. Please call off the bombers.

And yet the downward spiral will continue. International relations will continue to decline. The deficit will balloon out of control. Defense spending will rise unabated and the trade deficit will widen. Blacks will suffer, Hispanics will suffer, everyone but the rich will suffer. The Nazis have taken control and they have done so by popular vote. There is nothing left for us to do.

China, EU, we look to you now for salvation. The fall of a superpower takes decades or centuries, but I want to live to see who ascends in the place of America.

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Journal Journal: You might be a closed-source twerp if ... 1

You might be a closed-source twerp if ...
  • You've chosen a piece of software not for its features or benefits but because it is not open source.
  • Despite the numerous copyright- and patent-violation lawsuits that have been filed, adjudicated, and settled against Microsoft, you think it's more likely that Linux contains "stolen intellectual property" than that Windows does.
  • When someone in your organization proposes use of an open-source product, you've retorted, "Not everything has to be open source!"
  • You refer to a reasoned preference for open source software as a "bias" or "religion".
  • Despite the existence of Red Hat, Digium, MySQL AB, Zope Inc., and other open-source companies, you believe that open source software is "non-commercial" or "anti-corporate".
  • You have referred to open source software as "communist".
  • You have referred to Eric S. Raymond as a "socialist".
  • You have conflated open-source licenses with "the public domain", or claimed that open-source software is "not copyrighted".
  • You take Laura DiDio or Rob Enderle seriously.
  • You crack BSD/LSD jokes to imply that Unix or open-source programmers are insane or unreliable.
  • You believe that Linux or Unix cannot be used "on the desktop", but you have never tried it or asked anyone who does it about their experience.
  • When someone points out that Mac OS X is a desktop Unix system, you retort that it isn't "really" Unix -- despite the C shell, POSIX compliance, BSD kernel, X11 ....
  • You think that software users should bear liability for copyright infringement committed by software publishers, thus necessitating "indemnification" -- even though you would never claim that readers of the New York Times would be liable for a plagiarism committed by a Times reporter.
  • You think that Linux, in its present form, was cooked up by some college student in a basement.
  • You think that Linux, since it is based on the design of Unix, is "30-year-old technology" and therefore inferior -- as if software designs were to be judged on their novelty rather than their reliability.
  • Despite the number of Linux systems that Dell, HP, IBM, and other major vendors ship to large corporations and other institutions, you believe that "Linux is not ready for the enterprise".
  • You note that only a small fraction of the computers in the world run Linux or BSD, and conclude that open-source software is of little consequence -- selectively ignoring the fact that 60+% of all Web servers in the world run the open-source Apache software.
  • You think that open-source software is likely to contain Trojan horses, because anyone can modify it.
  • Although you know that The SCO Group's legal arguments are unfounded and that they have presented no evidence of their claims, you hope that they will win anyhow, to show those irritating open-source upstarts that business should be about power rather than mutual benefit.
  • You think that Sun Java Desktop is a Java-based product, not a Linux distribution.
  • You think that the GNU General Public License (GPL) is an end-user license agreement, or that using GPLed software involves giving up rights you would otherwise have.
  • You think that open-source projects are each the work of an individual volunteer programmer, so that when the one programmer responsible for Linux or PostgreSQL or Apache gets bored with it, there will be no more support available.
  • A security vulnerability in mySQL is a "Linux security hole", but a security vulnerability in Microsoft SQL Server is not a "Windows security hole". That is, the fact that Linux distributors ship more third-party software should be considered a problem, not a virtue.
Science

Journal Journal: Why have sciences progressed where social skills haven't?

In the seven million years since Homo Sapiens evolved, our grasp of science has increased exponentially. We have mastered fire, the elements, engineering, physics, the atom, and relativity.

However our knowledge of the vagaries of social interaction remain unchanged. Human communities are still ruled by alpha males, popularity is still more about dominance than intelligence, and prominence in the social structure has more to do with social ability than intelligence. It seems that social hierarchies and primitive social structures have deviated only minimally from their evolutionary origins, while knowledge and scientific understanding have increased exponentially.

Why can we not advance socially even while progressing so quickly scientifically? Why does science move so quickly when our own interaction enjoys no huge leaps forward? It's a total mystery to me how we can progress so quickly in the sciences and physics, but not at all in the area of social interaction.

Microsoft

Journal Journal: Smart New Microsoft Approach

This article absolutely fascinated me because it was the first really smart thing I've seen from Microsoft to combat the threat of open source. They're planning on offering their developer tools, and other tools as well, as "open source". I put quotes around the phrase "open source" because they obviously won't use the GPL, but I trust them when they say they'll use some form of free license. And why not? It's a brilliant idea.

First of all, expect them to make a tonne of products open source. No really -- they will make them truly open and available and free and compelling. Don't believe me? Well, remember that Microsoft only makes money on Windows and Office. Everything else is a money-loser. They can afford to give almost every product they make away for free (or even Free) and not lose a penny if it keeps people on Windows and Office.

What is even more clever about this is the fact that they are starting with their developer tools. Microsoft got people onto DOS, Windows, NT, because they had great developer relations and great developer tools. They are following this same strategy now, by both wooing developers by appealing to their desire for open source tools, and by giving their tools the benefit of having thousands of people improving them at once. This is a very conscious attempt to use their historically greatest strength -- developer relations -- against free software. If they can lock in developers then they can create better products and can maintain the monopoly.

I still know that Linux and free software is an unstoppable force, and nothing Microsoft does can change that, but this is the first really bright and creative reaction I've seen from Microsoft. Kudos to them for at least bringing something to the party. ;-)

Media

Journal Journal: CBC and Patriotism

Today while mowing the lawn I started thinking about the relative absence of good political satire in the US. Sure, there's good satire to be had, but here in Canada you can turn on the TV just about any night of the week and hear our leaders being mocked, sometimes mercilessly, on prime time. For example, there is a show here on the CBC named "This Hour has 22 Minutes" that is absolutely biting political satire. No politician comes out unscathed.

Normally I would just shrug it off and think about something else, but it occurred to me there's something odd about this situation. The CBC. The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. A Crown Corporation. Government-run. How come our local government-run broadcasting system turns out so much more biting political satire, directed at itself, than all the private stations of the US? Isn't this the opposite of how free market vs. socialism should work? If anyone is reading this I'd like to hear some theories, but I'll throw out a few. I'm not saying I'm endorsing any of them, I'm jut throwing them out for thought:

The Lowest-common-denominator Syndrome - Maybe private companies are so fixated on ratings and popularity that they don't dare say anything controversial for fear of dividing their audience along political boundaries. I suppose that wouldn't help them sell more Tide. Everyone knows the CBC has a lot of cultural programming they couldn't get away with if they were in a race for ratings, no doubt some of this attitude applies to political commentary as well.

Culture and Political History - Perhaps it's the difference in cultural makeup between Canada and the US. Certainly our comedy is noticeably different, and Canadians tend to share the same love of satire as the British. No one can deny that Canadians and Brits love political satire. But the fly in this ointment is that the US and Canada were settled at the same time, so we have the same parentage. However, we embraced British culture longer because of our loyalist history. Certainly the CBC is modelled after the BBC. Perhaps American political satire died a quick death because after the Revolution there was such a sense of pride in the fledgling government, and such a desire to avoid outright criticism of the government in its early years that political satire died a swift death. Just ideas and conjecture, nothing more.

The War Culture - This will be unpopular, but anyone with a remotely objective view of things will admit that the US has been in a war economy since the 40's. In times of war political satire can lead to dissent and is necessarily supressed to some degree. No doubt even through self-censorship. Perhaps the uncertainty of the second world war, the trepidation of the Cold War, the repression of McCarthyism, the political maelstrom of the Vietnam conflict, countless minor wars, and the solidarity of post-9/11 America have all contributed to a culture that avoids criticism, and instead rallies behind the President. The flaw with this argument is that political dissent in America has always been healthy and strong, just not in the media, and not in the form of political satire.

Ultimately the reason may be none of the above, or more likely, a combination of the above and some other factors. I just find it odd that our state broadcasting corporation thrives on brutal political humour, yet the power of the private sector in the US doesn't seem to have any inclination to do the same.

Space

Journal Journal: Humans are the only Highly Evolved Organism in the Galaxy 5

Based on my beliefs about evolution, the preceding headline must sound shocking. To clarify, I don't doubt that the Milky Way is teeming with life, however I think it's unlikely that there are any other highly advanced races in our vacinity. While I don't doubt others will appear, I suspect that we're the first. The reason is because of the exponential nature of evolutionary progress. To illustrate, here is a short timeline of history:

20 billion years ago - the Big Bang
4.6 billion years ago - Earth formed
4 billion years ago - origin of life
600 million years ago - Cambrian explosion
7 million years ago - Homo sapiens emerges
~6000 years ago - recorded history begins
200 years ago - man invents the steam locomotive
35 years ago - man walk on the moon

What this illustrates is that by far the vast majority of time spent on the evolutionary ladder is spent evolving into an advanced species. Once this is done, scientific advancement occurs at a frenetic pace. It took us 4 billion years to invent powered locomotion and only 200 years to travel to the moon. Even if it took another thousand years for man to visit another solar system, it would still prove the point that, in the grand scheme of things, interstellar travel occurs very shortly after the evolution of a highly advanced race. Since we've not seen space tourists buzzing about our atmosphere, this proves that no other races have reached this evolutionary stage, at least in our proximity.

Books

Journal Journal: Recent Readings: Summary

Dude Where's my Country? - Michael Moore

Michael Moore's books are always entertaining, he's got a good sense of humour and has a great way of sharing his exhuberance in a way that gets you excited with him. That having been said, I think Michael is the CNN of the political left. Sound bites, accusations, preposterous conclusions, and completely baseless accusations filled with venom. And I applaud him for it. It's worked for the right for decades and sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. Sure he's no Noam Chomsky, but he's a bright guy with a valid opinion that should be heard. He needs to be heard even if nothing but to counteract the crap you hear on CNN. This book was by far his most potent and targeted. No hidden agenda here, Michael wants nothing more than to get Bush out of the White House at any cost. He does a good job of showing the duplicity of the Bush administration, his complicity with big business, and some very shady dealings. Unfortunately he often will take a single isolated incident and, with a great deal of fanfare, end it with a preposterous conclusion. ("And that is how we know George W. Bush is the devil incarnate!") But he's just giving the right more of their own medicine, and the book itself is an entertaining and thought-provoking read.

Death of a Revolutionary - Richard Harris

What to say here? A story about Che Guevara's last campaign and death in the jungles of Bolivia. He paints the picture of a rabid revolutionary and brilliant guerilla warrior, who rode one victory straight to his grave. The writing could only be described as "unobtrustive" -- it didn't interfere with the story, nor did it have me on the edge of my seat, anxiously awaiting the next page. Che lived in a time when lofty, sentimental ideals were at war with level-headed, practical history. I have a hard time seeing the fall of Che's idealized system of communist revolution as a great tragedy. Marxism was one of the greatest political ideals of all time, but like all ideals it is impossible to realize in its true form. Systemic flaws doomed it from the start. Che lived and died in pursuit of an ideal that never came to fruition.

The Diamond Age - Neal Stephenson

In my mind Neal Stephenson has completely stepped out of the shadow of William Gibson. He lacks Gibson's relentless efficiency in verse, his brilliant power of description through understatement, and his stylistic vision. But hot damn can the man tell a story. Neal's stories carry much more emotional weight, his characters are dignified and fully-realized, even the flawed ones. He pulls history and romance and violence and hope together in a way that Gibson's unyielding technical proficiency cannot. The Diamond Age follows the life of Princess Nell -- a young girl living in an abusive home who through events I won't describe here, comes into possession of The Young Lady's Illustrated Primer. An interactive book, or "ractive". The book is a metaphor for life, experience and opportunity, and only Princess Nell is able to translate the lessons learned from the book into the strength to defeat The Fists as popular revolt sweeps through Shanghai, and have herself crowned as Queen Nell. But really this is all incidental. This book is about characters, and Neal Stephenson knows how to create characters that you relate to, empathize with, and long to hear more of. While Neal's books are always filled with historical and moral lessons, he's adept at keeping these in the background, available for you to enjoy if you so please. But they always play second fiddle to engaging characters and a good story, which is as it should be.

Science

Journal Journal: Are complex molecules hard to make?

I don't think I agree with the conventional wisdom that it's an incredibly remote possibility that life could appear spontaneously, and that only the most perfect conditions could give rise to it. Nor do I think the Second Law of Thermodynamics is necessarily the sworn enemy of life or complex systems.

Essentially what I think is that given generally positive conditions, complex molecules and life are almost inevitable. My reasoning is that the building blocks of all material are the simplest forms of matter. These simple elements are acted upon by heat, electricity, light, radiation, and pressure and combine into heavier gases, minerals, and metals. These further react with other elements to form alloys, compounds, and molecules. Altogether relatively simple reactions, with the result over billions of years being a veritable petrie dish of varied, albeit simple chemicals. Some of these are highly reactive, others inert, others catalyzing reactions between other chemicals. You see varying concentrations of certain chemicals in eddies, pools, oceans, planets or even solar systems. While the original building blocks are relatively simple and homogeneous, slight variations during galactic or planetary development give rise to countless variations and concentrations of these chemicals. An infinite number of reactions occur with an infinite number of results. From any one reaction you will see one or more chemicals reacting with one or more other chemicals to produce byproducts. Energy or other chemicals. One isolated reaction has little effect on the system, but billions of reactions can have significant impact on the environment. Perhaps hydrogen and oxygen are reacting to form water. If this water molecule is stable and no reactions occur that further modify it, then the molecule will stick around. Over time, more and more water will form and less and less hydrogen and oxygen will exist (provided they are not being actively generated by other forces). In this scenario the environment is more suitable to the more complex chemical: water, than to the two simpler elements: hydrogen and oxygen.

It's very difficult to describe this theory without using language that ascribes some sort of human trait to these chemicals. "Water, oxygen, and hydrogen are in competition with each other and water wins because it is best able to survive and reproduce." However the fact of the matter is that it's simple statistics. There are still far more simple chemicals than complex ones, yet some complex chemicals will form that have a more stable structure that prevents them from breaking down instantly.

The diversity of the system as a whole further increases. More reactions take place. Some chemicals catalyze other reactions, allowing a small quantity of one chemical to cause large quantities of other chemicals to react, producing large quantities of product. Self-catalyzing reactions are self-sustaining provided there are sufficient reactants to feed the reaction. More molecules are generated and, statistically, some of these participate in fewer subsequent reactions and tend to increase in quantity. Others are obliterated almost as soon as they are generated, causing even more reactions.

In fact, to cite the previous, hypothetical example, if hydrogen and oxygen combine to produce water, then you have an even greater opportunity for reactions to take place. Water is an extremely effective solvent, so any large quantity of water will tend to have massive quantities of other elements dissolved in it. This chemical tonic brings more and more chemicals together, encouraging reactions. Currents and convection keep the mixture in flux, generating even more reactions. In fact, this type of action can form complex systems that are self-sustaining. Chemical A reacts with Chemical B at the bottom of a body of water. This generates Chemical C and heat, causing the water to rise. This rising water is bombarded by ultraviolet light as it approaches the surface, generating Chemical A, which subsequently sinks and begins the cycle again. It's this kind of complex system that really kicks things into high gear. Certain chemicals begin to concentrate in certain parts of the system and these high and low concentrations -- and their interactions with each other -- cause even more varied and complex reactions. What we're seeing is that over time, trends will form and statistics dictate that some complex systems will develop and stabilize.

What happens if certain molecules combine or bind? What if a catalyst binds to a product of a reaction? Then that product will carry with it the key to generating even more molecules like it. What if a molecule binds with another molecule that makes the two more stable? What if Molecule A is highly sensitive to ultraviolet light and quickly breaks down in its presence. However Molecule A binds with several molecules of Molecule B which block this ultraviolet radiation and allow Molecule A to remain a part of the system?

We're still talking completely inanimate chemical reactions yet we can see already flashes of how life works. Chemicals thriving under ideal conditions. Ecosystems, cell walls, reproduction. When you bite these things off in little chunks they aren't so hard to digest. As chemicals form into more and more complex systems you see molecules teaming up with other molecules into structures that are more stable and offer more protection. Products bind with catalysts resulting in more reactions. Products combine with catalysts and other molecules which surround and protect them. Over millions of years you find advanced carbon-based molecules surrounded by proteins which protect it. The right combination of chemicals causes this molecule to react with those chemicals in the presence of catalysts, to form an exact replica of itself. This molecule then reacts with other protein molecules which bind to its outside, which creates an exact replica. Cell wall and the precursor to DNA. All after trillions of previous reactions, trillions of failures, and eventually through the magic of statistics, success. Statistics is, after all, the science of magic. Because no matter how improbable an event might be, no matter how many times it fails to happen -- if it's physically possible -- it eventually will happen.

And this improbable new structure, even though it's a single one in a sea of others, has a decent chance of survival because it was built with stable molecules. Molecules that had stood the test of time. And it was surrounded by proteins; proteins that through time had made this molecule more stable and less likely to be broken down by heat or UV radiation. And in the right conditions it could make a duplicate of itself. An exact replica. And this exact replica would, in turn, be able to react with proteins to form a protective coat that would shield it until, it too, could make an exact replica of itself. My theory is that the magic of statistics means that complex systems are virtually inevitable given enough time. Ideal conditions help, but the beauty of statistics is that eventually the right conditions will arise. And then the inevitable will happen. A million compatible systems may be destroyed by a passing comet, or a supernova, or simply a system that reacted itself into stagnance. But statistics dictate that the improbable must happen, given enough time.

And yet cutting through this theory at all levels don't we have the second law of thermodynamics? The great debaser? The guarantor that complex systems cannot arise without external forces? No. The second law neither precludes this, nor is at all at odds with this. In fact, it's the force which prevents this process from spiralling out of control and eventually crashing in on itself.

This theory is based on the concept of hierarchy. That cosmic quantities of light elements form incredible quantities of heavy elements which become enormous quantities of molecules which, in huge numbers of complex systems form giant numbers of molecular systems which combine into many, many living cells which make lots of organisms which eventually leads to quite a few complex organisms culminating in a small quantity of pink creatures called "Homo Sapiens". And if this hierarchical structure sounds familiar, it is. It's the evolutionary chain. But it's also the food chain and I think they're one of the same. And both can be traced all the way back to nebulous clouds of hydrogen.

Cosmic quantities of simplicity interact to form limited quantities of complexity. Yet the system as a whole remains stable. It is the hierarchical nature that is why the second law does not preclude this from ever happening. Statistics make it an inevitability that complexity will arise, while the second law makes it an inevitability that the reaction is self-limiting and cannot spiral out of control until every atom in the universe has evolved into a man. Even though the result is guaranteed, such a small part of the overall system ever reaches this level of complexity that the second law is never violated.

Sun Microsystems

Journal Journal: Sun to cash in on utility computing

When I read this article today I decided it was time for another one of my technology predictions. It really surprised me because I saw hard facts, figures, and prices for true utility computing coming from the champion of specialized, high-cost computing, Sun. What's going on here? Pay-per-gigabyte NAS? Sliding price scales for underdeveloped countries? IBM is the company everyone thinks of when it comes to "on demand computing" but what Sun is talking about here is far more tangible and specific than anything I've heard from IBM. Can a leopard change its spots? This is the first time in a couple years that I've heard anything from Sun that genuinely intrigued me.

Now on to the prediction! This is a cohesive message to me. This is something people can latch onto and understand. Utility computing for dummies. HP's message is a confusing mess, a jumble of buzzwords with no discernible meat to it. (If there is something behind it then only the executives at HP understand what that is.) If Sun can keep this kind of clarity around their strategy then I think they will begin to erode HP market share in utility computing. IBM will remain the king, but someone will want an alternative and HP just isn't cutting it. Maybe they've got a good strategy, maybe not. Who knows? They certainly can't explain it to anyone. So Sun whittles away at HP market share and sets up for themselves a nice, sustainable niche in high-quality on-demand computing power. To succeed at this they will need to really work on their brand to make sure it's at the forefront of people's minds, well-defined, trustworthy, and readily associated with computing on demand. Personally I think they've taken the right first steps.

Microsoft

Journal Journal: Antitrust + Linux = Trouble for M$

I spend a lot of time thinking about the computer industry. I work in it, so naturally it's on my mind, and the sordid goings-on between Linux, Microsoft, SCO, Novell, IBM, and Oracle make your average soap opera seem boring. I spend a lot of time trying to guess how the whole story will play out (will Darl find out that what he thinks is his baby is really the illegitimate love child of Linus and PJ?!?!) And usually my guesses are pretty close to the mark. Which is why I was so surprised a few minutes ago to realize that there are two important hypotheses I've had in recent years that I mulled over, qualified, classified, and filed -- right next to each other -- without realizing they were directly connected. And that they mean trouble for Microsoft.

Firstly, when the whole anti-trust thing was in full swing and Penfield-Jackson hadn't yet pissed the whole thing down the toilet, I began to think about the antitrust proceedings against IBM. I long thought that the outcome of the antitrust hearings against Microsoft were irrelevant, much like they were with IBM. You see, even though IBM was exhonerated, the antitrust investigation still brought them down. Partners and competitors that had been under their thumb for years realized that the giant was not all-powerful and started to revolt. They started to refuse to do things (even smart things) just because they were asked to by IBM. Look at the failure of the 2.88MB floppy disk -- an entirely good idea that never caught on because it was by IBM. I believed that Microsoft was in the same position: that the outcome of the antitrust lawsuit was immaterial because a lot of companies were waiting for them to get their comeuppance and now was their chance.

Unfortunately the end result of the whole antitrust debacle was that Microsoft essentially received carte blanche to do whatever they like, for however long they like. I was disappointed and walked away feeling like Microsoft had "won".

The second idea I had been batting around was that Linux was the first really credible threat to Microsoft in years. There was no company for them to "beat", there was no price for them to undercut, *and companies were throwing their support behind Linux simple because it's not Microsoft*.

Really, I've been staring the anti-Microsoft backlash in the face for years without recognizing it for what it was. Microsoft is vulnerable, and the industry knows it. They're tired of being pushed around and they're not gonna take it anymore. And supporting Linux, not in spite of Microsoft, but *to* spite them, is their way of lashing out. They don't even care if it hurts them in the short run, they're out to put the hurt on the *new* "Big Blue".

That having been said there are some significant differences between old IBM and Microsoft. For one thing, even at its worst Microsoft is executing far, far, better than old IBM was. old IBM was a farce and a laughing stock. "Weak as kittens, dumb as a sack of hammers." Microsoft is not making the mistakes that IBM did.

Secondly, Microsoft has 50 billion dollars in the bank. As long as they are executing well and have 50 billion dollars from which to draw, there will be no precipitous fall. They could abandon software entirely, switch to athletic shoes, and would probably do well. No really, I mean it. Bill Gates squirreled away 50 billion in cash because he's seen it happen in this industry where your market just *vanishes* overnight. He keeps that cash reserve so that if that ever happens they can recover from it with barely a scar.

So while I'm not predicting the death of Microsoft, what I am predicting is that Linux will continue to grow and prosper, to the detriment of Microsoft. This growth won't even follow the traditional rules of free markets since companies will support it, improve it, and deploy it simply because it's not Microsoft.

And *I've* got to stop leaving these thoughts in my head collecting dust -- some of them are dying to get out and meet each other.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Political leanings

If forced to describe myself politically I'd probably be a fiscally-responsible leftist or a republican with a conscience.

I've never really understood how ideas or political ideals can be split into two distinct piles that are the be-all and end-all of belief. Why do I have to clear-cut forests just to appreciate a balanced budget, or waste money on starving artists just to appreciate the value of natural resources? Why can't you choose political ideals without having to sell your conscience?

User Journal

Journal Journal: Whatever happened to free will?

In all this nature vs. nurture debate how did free will get lost in the shuffle? Somehow who someone is became either a product of genetics or of the environment. Where the hell did personal choice disappear to?

So if you're gay you were either born that way or something that happened in your life triggered it? If you choose to kill someone it's either a popped fuse in your brain or a bad childhood? Whatever happened to people being gay because they enjoy it or killers choosing to ignore what their morals are warning them against?

Do we have to absolve ourselves of responsibility for everything bad we ever do? "My parents were to blame," "I'm just different," "I had a rough childhood," "I have a mental illness," "I have no moral compass," or even better "I was just temporarily insane." If this is the case then we also have to absolve ourselves of responsibility for every good thing we do as well. After all, you can't claim being good is "free will" but everything that's bad is "nature or nurture."

Either your actions are a matter of free will and you deserve the praise (and punishment) they merit, or your actions are completely beyond your control and you deserve neither. You can't have it both ways, it's a contradiction.

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