It is all about flouridation and our fluids...

Enough said! I suppose your CIO is capable of doing everything himself? Let him. [I work for a commercial software company.]

And if the journalist loses, will he pay Tesla $1 million? I'd like to see that more, to keep the media honest.

They have a gun and the full weight of the guvmint behind them.

As they use a sugar solution and create a sports drink, I wonder how viable this is for a diabetic. Typically diabetics are told to avoid juices and other sugary drinks as that tends to spike their blood sugar level.

This whole series of comments brought tears to my eyes. LMAO!

Yes. I have a 9700 which I plan to replace with an iPhone at my next upgrade. This is my second 9700, as the first one ate batteries and had to be replaced. This current one's 30 day warranty is out, so if it fails I will replace with an iPhone immediately. I hope it lasts until the iPhone 5 comes out though.

Impeachment would be my suggestion.

The future of the Air Force probably lies in space-based operations, while UAV handles Earth operations and is handed back to the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps.

Agreed. I use one to take business notes. I feel you get the best of both worlds - paper and electronic.

To a point this could be true. However, if you are customer facing (and specifically are required to be onsite at customer sites frequently) it would be difficult to be out-sourced. I have been fortunate to officially office from home my almost 9 years at my current company - and I've been customer facing (requiring lots of travel and onsite) the whole time.

This is one reason why I typically just use my 3G data card nowadays.

Petroleum Engineering

How 'bout a Beowulf of chimps...

Absolutely. Further, a lot of commissioned officers would be better off as warrant officers as they could concentrate on doing their job. Commissioned officers are generalists and tend to get promoted out of doing the technical stuff once they make Major.