Who gets to decide who's ignorant and who's not?
Errr... it's usually quite simple: if you don't know something you are ignorant. If you do, then you aren't. It's not a relative concept.
And even if it lowers your chances of contracting an std by 5% (which is about the most seriously verified number I've seen so far), I certainly hope you don't ever have a daughter, because you are sure to cut off her tits to keep her from ever having breast cancer, right ?
Then you can redefine the language to pretend to be any of the other HLLs out there.
I won't touch a language that does this for the simple reason that anybody writes his own 'language' with it and nobody can read what anybody else does. And while I'm at it, the whole "there's more than one way to do it" is totally counter productive since 10 programmers would produce 10 different codes and few would understand the logic of the others easily. Gimme a strict language with only one way to do it and my code will be the same as my neighbor and that's great for readability.
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.