To clarify: Scratches on a one hundred and fifty thousand dollar piano is what happens.

A lot longer than the laptop you spend $300 on from Walmart?

Actually, they better be, no they need to be prancing about on "Failure is okay" island as hard and frequently as they can. Crash it, burn it, boil it in glue. Because that way, they find out all the ways to STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING.

That way, when they do get out into rough, tough "Failure is not an option" land, they won't have to spend nearly as much on nasty expensive lobbyists and politicians to make their little faux pas go away.

I think, being geeks and not greeks, we should throw slightly smaller squares of plastic at him instead

Diskus.

> I treated my reflux with...a change in diet All the rest of it was window-dressing.

I have found this humerus!

...there will be pictures of Jesus coming out of it way before any Mona Lisas, pareidolia being what it is and all...

> ...the United States has Creationists and such, but they tend to move in their own circles, and even in academia they are found at private Christian universities...

...And in government...

You just described the current political situation in Australia perfectly, right down to the two years to go...(sigh)...

As a fraudster who fled his home country, assaulted customers of his "spiritual healing" practice and may have arranged tomurder his ex-wife, he wasn't much chop as a Muslim, either.

Conversely, "7200.11 firmware update didn't work for me my driver serial number doesn't qualify" gives me 3,220 results. How 'bout that?

don't bother - it's a 1 1/2 hour stretch of various MPAA screens with a link to some sort of website where you sign up for a "FREE!!"* account that lets you stream movies *May include trojans, spamware, phishing and any other kind of malware we can shove down the pipe at you

Was that before or after the screen mirror function was added? Because if it was before, you might want to take it out of the box again...

Or anywhere in Australia, where $530 is the best price in town

Sounds like Vlad feels that being gay is a choice