I have decided to keep a journal of my thoughts and deeds over the coming year; a daily chart of my progress through the echelons of command so that, perhaps, one day, other aspiring officers may seek enlightenment through these pages. It is my fond hope that, one day, this journal will take its place alongside 'Napoleon's War Diaries' and 'The Memoires of Julius Caesar'."

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As you well know, here in the lab we are doing some interesting research to push back the boundaries of physics and inventing devices which will improve the world for all mankind. Our latest results are focused on speedy information transfer, which should pave the way for improved communication with deep space probes. Read on to learn more.

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