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Comment The autoplay video ads are causing brain damage (Score 1) 206

On the other hand, the child with the smaller brain on the right will be more likely to become addicted to drugs, be involved in violent crimes, be unemployed and dependent on government benefits in the future.

Also, really? Phrenology much? This dumps credibility down the toilet pretty quick.

Mr. Burns: Of course you'd say that. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

Comment Probably just recycle, but check value first (Score 3, Interesting) 291

RAM has a history of starting expensive for cutting-edge, getting dirt cheap as it becomes mainstream, then the old stuff gets expensive again when the market moves-on and it's in limited use. If an EBay search doesn't offer good value then most parts can be recycled these days, check with your local recycling center to see if they have a program to reclaim component materials.

Or, if you're looking for a laugh, ehow says you should consider making a sculpture. With the amount of RAM coming out of companies I bet you could do something person-sized :)

Comment Re:Respect the First Amendment! (Score 2) 109

If he'd stopped at saying: "I own 50% of Facebook" it'd probably be protected speech. Crazy, pitied, ridiculous speech, but free and protected nonetheless.

Once opinion becomes action (like the lawsuit) you're damaging someone. The harm those actions commit should never be considered free speech because even damage on paper has a real effect on someone's life.

-Matt

(Billionaire's problems, I know, but the biggest downside of democracy is you spend most of your time defending scoundrels)

Comment Re:Let me be the first to say (Score 4, Funny) 63

"A vote for anyone but the tooth fairy and you're just throwing it away"

"I will donate $5 million to charity if Ms. Fairy can prove she's a dentist"

"This election is not about teeth, but the people whose mouths use them!"

I like where this could go. Cracked had great coverage on Brazil's elections that probably have someone running as the tooth fairy :)

-Matt

Comment Re:You Tell Me If You're Too Old; What Is Your Goa (Score 3, Insightful) 418

Parent poster basically won the internet award for the day, heed his words.

Programming at it's core is creative work, and if that's what you love you need to stick with it a form that fulfills your passion and talents. For example, with your time in the field consider if you have what it takes to do more senior development work:

- it's not management though you will be responsible for code review and progress meetings
- you're less code-monkey and more architect which lessens the burden of bringing peak knowledge of new languages to the table

Q/A is also a relatively good side of things to consider. You need a functional understanding of code, but the work focus is shifted to your analysis skills on how real-world scenarios will beat the living tar out of someone's project :)

At this stage you're going to want to recognize your experience with software and the environments they run in as much as being able to make f(x)=y. It's very honest to recognize that you're not a people person, but that doesn't mean well-paying specialist jobs like what's above are out of your reach.

-Matt

Comment Re:The toilet water guy?!? (Score 5, Insightful) 238

"And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!"

Change we can believe in.

Comment Re:Wait, what? (Score 1) 418

Pretty good chance he is relaxing and enjoying his wealth... by running Facebook :)

Really, how many people took a college project and made a billion dollars with it? I'll bet like Jobs or Bezos that Zuckerberg is exactly where he wants to be: keeping his hands on the steering wheel of a project that excites him. ...Except now he can afford a couple more sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads.

-Matt

Comment Came here to say this (Score 1) 668

Evolution doesn't make things better in the sense that we know. You might be best adapted to your current environment, but this doesn't necessarily make you better than your predecessor, only more likely to pass on your genes in the current situation.

Check out Irish Elk. There's a lot of different thoughts as to why they died-out, most involving their massive antlers. These were thought to be for mating display, where the most "evolved" had the biggest antlers and got all the girls. Along comes humans and a climate change which makes the antler advantage less appealing, and they're now extinct.

-Matt

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