I once had a user call because her computer wouldn't boot. I ended up pulling the hard disk and putting it in another machine so I could recover some of her files. When I looked at it, I noticed a bunch of folders on the root of the disk with three letter names: DLL, EXE, INI, SYS, BAT, etc...

The really impressive part is that she had actually managed to move most of the system into these before hitting the files that were in use.

You're an idiot. Rehoboth, Lewes, Bethany, Dewey and Cape Henlopen are all Delaware beaches with plenty of sand (and they had a lot more back in the 70s). They're also less than 30 minutes from the Air Force base. You have to go all the way out of the bottom of the state to get to Ocean City, the north most beach in Maryland.

If you're that geographically inept, I hope you weren't driving that bike around too much. BTW, how was that 1869 Mustang? I hear the wood fired Fords were the best...

I do agree that aside from the beaches, there's not a hell of a lot to do in DE though...