Comment Re:There might not be Proper English (Score 4, Insightful) 667
Years ago, in Basic Training, had a guy tell me he was from "Soccolonna"?
And I was like "Where?"
South Carolina.
I'm fine with taking a certain stylistic convention (such as supposed "proper english") and teaching is the norm (similar to Standard Received Pronunciation used to be in the UK).
This ensures that we can still communicate with one another. Without the regional drifts becoming so bad they become an unintelligible dialect to pretty much anyone else.
We don't have to declare english a "closed language (see DEAD LANGUAGE)" the way those idiots in France have tried and failed to do.
But using "English is a living, growing language" to justify "Fo shizzle"isms is disingenuous at best, with me leaning more towards "downright idiotic".
The point of a language is to be able to communicate in a standard manner.
Having to decipher pseudorandom grunts and vocalizations defeats that purpose.
The same thing can be said for the written language.
Spelling stuff "just any old way" is just unacceptable.
Try reading medieval English (from the period of Chaucer and before). And I don't mean copies that have been spelling corrected as of today. I mean the originals.
It can be done. But it's a MASSIVE pain in the balls, and in some cases, requires additional schooling.
Now imagine people turning in manuscripts, scientific papers, reports, etc, etc like that TODAY.
Again, you don't have a common point of reference. Therefore you don't have a language.