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Journal Journal: A myriad of emotions 2

Journal by mao che minh on Wednesday October 29, 2003 @06:48PM

I was wandering down Main Street yesterday morning, I believe that I was shopping for shoes, when I caught a glimpse of a very attractive "surfer chick". Light brown hair, athletic build, short form-hugging O'Neil swimming trunks.

I paused, stared at the slowly crawling clouds in the sky, and thought to myself: "Man, it would be fucking sweet to drag my sweaty ball sac across her pretty virgin face".

I then turned to my girlfriend and smiled.

Journal Journal: I got big old balls 5

Journal by mao che minh on Tuesday September 09, 2003 @10:31PM

I got big balls
Big ol' balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs

Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

Journal Journal: Onward trolls!!! 2

Journal by mao che minh on Friday April 11, 2003 @02:53PM

TROGDOR!!! ?MCV+?+? ?' '? ' ' ?M?'+M?+M? ''M++ P+M? +M +M ?+ 'S' M? +w+mm+?M L++M+? ++M? ?+ 'R+?++' MM?? 'M? W' ?+M' TU' ?Q '+Mw? +? ?+ E' +M ''?+'+ '' +IO? 'U+

Journal Journal: Up the butt

Journal by mao che minh on Monday March 03, 2003 @07:08PM

You know what I'm saying cousin. You know.

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