The kernel is huge and bloated and our iCache footprint is scary.

I always knew there was something scary about Apple's instruction caches.

Do they all cost too damned much and break down constantly like every other American vehicle I've ever owned?

You're kidding right? I have personally purchased three new Saturns during my lifetime, starting with a '97. Two of the vehicles now have well over 100K miles on them. I have had to do very little for repairs on any of the vehicles. It almost makes me feel bad for Saturn, because I continue to drive my old reliable car instead of coming in to purchase a new one from them. I've had to do very little in terms of repairs on these vehicles and two of them have over 100K miles on them. My mother, however, owns a piece of crap Kia, which has been nothing but trouble for here.

"Amazon women in the Mood" - "You win again gravity" - "I never thought it would end this way, but I'd always kind of hoped" (Fry on learning he would die by "SnuSnu")

Those are some good quotes from that episode, but my personal favorite was: "She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro." Makes me laugh just thinking about it.