Comment Magic (Score 1) 536
We need the computer fairies to handle our errors, that way the beauty of our code will not be marred by mundane things like error checking.
Seriously, error checking is part of the process. It's not the fun part of the process but it's a necessary part. Return values and exceptions work just fine as long as you get off your high horse and realize that your code will not be hung in the Louvre. Working is more important than pretty.