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Comment Re:A Chicagoan goes to Hell (Score 3, Funny) 525

"On the upside I don't live in Nebraska."

General Custer and his men are at Little Big Horn when his 2nd in command comes over to him...

Custer: What's the status?
2nd: Well, there's good news and bad news.
Custer: What's the bad news?
2nd: We're outnumbered ten to one, surrounded on all sides, and will surely die today.
Custer: Holy shit! What's the good news?
2nd: We won't have to travel back across Nebraska.

Censorship

Venezuela Bans Hostile Videogames and Toys 335

An anonymous reader writes "In an effort to 'help improve child education and prevent misconduct,' the Venezuelan government began enforcing a law on March 3rd banning war videogames and toys, imposing a fine and 2.5 years in prison on the production, distribution, sale, hiring and use of video games and toys inciting violent behavior. Alberto Federico Ravell, former director of opposing news network Globovision, has already come on twitter denouncing the authorities for seizing imported Gameboy, Wii and PlayStation 3 consoles, due to considering them violent."

Comment Re:Botnet (Score 1) 211

"I wouldn't be surprised either if the the devices sold by American companies had same backdoor for government wire-taping."

Wait, the government is taping wires to things now? I've heard some pretty wacky conspiracy theories in the past but this one sounds feasible! Any suggestions on how to protect ourselves from this nefarious plot? (I'm all out of tin-foil. Oh noes!!)

Science

Why the First Cowboy To Draw Always Gets Shot 398

cremeglace writes "Have you ever noticed that the first cowboy to draw his gun in a Hollywood Western is invariably the one to get shot? Nobel-winning physicist Niels Bohr did, once arranging mock duels to test the validity of this cinematic curiosity. Researchers have now confirmed that people indeed move faster if they are reacting, rather than acting first."

Comment I find it interesting... (Score 1) 920

I find it interesting that, with the current vote tally at 1076, more people claim to have had better pizza in Antarctica (27 votes), than in either Africa (20), South America (16), or even Asia (27).

So either penguin pizza is more awesome than I would ever have imagined - or it must really suck in those other places.

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