If he typed it on an iPad, it would have auto-corrected.

Is software hardware now?

If you don't want it light weight and thinner than the average laptop, it's obviously not in your niche market....

Wow... seriously? You said that?
Nuh UH! Surface sucks and Macbook Pro is awesome, so there!

*shakes head* lol

That cadillac sure is ugly but the Surface isn't an ugly tablet.

Obviously, that's a subjective statement. Especially since I'd stay as far away from the Surface even if it was made by Linus Torvalds, himself.

Some things are better left unsaid, and just known in silence...

John 3:16 god gave his only son to be killed so you if you just believed he had a son then you'd be allowed into heaven...
You're quoting a book with that in it...

Don't believe the per-capita numbers.
I have a quarter of the guns in America, so the numbers are skewed.

Didn't work with myspace, don't think it'd work with any other site.

No, this should be labeled "Funny", not "Insightful"!

The way it worked before tazers existed was the police came and removed the person. I see tazers as a (theoretically) less-destructive gun. Would they pull a pistol on her, and shoot her in the leg? It won't kill her, and it'd maker her move!

Odd, I just changed mine a month ago.

I know you're just being a pedantic ass right now, but obviously "copies of " means items of something that are mass-produced. (thus, copied)
Androids are only copycats of i in certain aspects. They're far from being anywhere near full copies of iPhones.

I'm thinking it's more like people with 10 year old honda civics complaining about wall the yuppies with their BMW cars, but at the same time making hack kits to fit the rims,etc, from those BMW onto their cars...

There not being a beginning is about as believable as some guy making everything suddenly.

running a nuclear power plant and having a place to stick the remains that get pulled out of there, for thousands of years is like a Mad Magazine style of idea.
Fighting against that is far from anti-science, it's more like "WTF are you thinking?!". Nuclear power plants are not being fought against, it's the slug that comes out of it being put into barrel and put into a government-run facility that needs to be maintained and/or quarantined for the entire decomposition cycle.