"Most folks that use Apple products are fine, but holy jeebus do Apple zealots piss me off. We get it, your brand of choice is shiny and pretty. Shut up about it.
Again, I know this only applies to a small portion of the Apple userbase, but that small portion is unbelievably annoying."
I'm in agreement with you, with regards to zealotry. Use what you use and shut the hell up about it.
But it does go both ways. I bring out my Macbook anywhere, and it's "Ugh. Apple. Macs suck!" Granted, it doesn't happen all the time, but it's annoying nevertheless. I've always ignored such comments, but it does show that zealotry can go both ways...