You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

You can't say something is free and demand something back for it.

I bet car makers are thrilled by this patent. It'll make sure things stay the same for a few more decades.

Why not do as Louis does? Cut out the useless middleman and link directly to his statement.

If you're depressed, staying on Facebook may not be the best course of action.

Stay away from war zones.

Jobs in these areas are glamorous - they seem exciting and adventurous, but in reality they are extremely boring and needlessly dangerous. If that's not enough, you'll feel socially excluded because you're not a soldier in a place where almost everyone else is and you're disconnected from "real life" where civilians like yourself thrive. On top of all that, working in rigid bureaucratic organizations like the armed forces can drive people up the wall. You'll feel like you're immersed in stupid. Watch Generation Kill for a very credible illustration of that.

In summary, don't do it.

Shalosh B. Ekhad is not a person. From Wikipedia:

Zeilberger is known for crediting his computer "Shalosh B. Ekhad" as a co-author ("Shalosh" and "Ekhad" mean "Three" and "One" in Hebrew respectively, referring to the AT&T 3B1 model).

The pictures.

The purpose of the group is [...] to save humanity

A little bit pretentious of them, isn't it? Wolfram will fit right in.

The majority of Apple marketing, both in time and money, is product placement - showing Apple products in the hands of characters in TV series and movies. It's all about the perception that everyone uses it (or at least everyone that matters).

If hybrid cars are safer because they're heavier, it's misleading saying that hybrid is safer. It should be said that heavier is safer.

Apple makes quality PR.

That's what I'm talking right there. In the US, it's so natural for common people to be arrested. "I've had friends arrested" is not something you hear outside the US from a regular guy unless he's in organized crime. "I got arrested" is not something you hear from someone in the same levity as "I had a flat tire". Outside the US, being arrested is a big deal and the police doesn't arrest people for petty stuff.

You think this drunk guy was rationally weighing the consequences of him dialing 911 and concluding to himself that the punishment is not that harsh so he'll just do it?

The true absurdity of this story is that in the US non-violent drunk people are being arrested for petty stuff like that. Fine the guy and be done with it.