Use turd-eating worms to compost waste right at the source.
So why stop at the toilet? Push those worms up our butts and be done with it.
Why this managed to reach the frontpage is beyond me.
You forgot the timothy factor.
On Monday Mitchell Baker will be posting on the future of Thunderbird. We'd like you to be aware of it before it goes public. However, this is *confidential* until the post is pushed live Monday afternoon PDT. Please don't tweet, blog or discuss on public mailing lists before then.
This is not an urgent scoop that can't wait for the official announcement in two days. The submitter was a dick for leaking it, and timothy was unprofessional for approving it.
You can always go back to college later
Ah. This statement can only come out of the young and naive...
Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits. -- Robert Louis Stevenson