I should not post this but, well, I must. I can take the karma hit.
I love you. No, I really do. Not in a drunk and sloppy way either - I do not drink. The other day I saw someone else got the first post and the said mean things about King Frosty. All I could picture was two angry nerds, at that point, who had vowed to rule the /. (perhaps from a moderately well appointed basement lair). I do not know how much time and effort you put into your posts but I do appreciate it. It can't realistically be scripted so that is even more amusing.
Then we have the apps guy who happily tries to make some sort of post about apps and Luddites in each thread. Then we sometimes get a variety of others - including a link to goatse but I think that one is scripted. All I can picture is a bunch of people who are like the Head Crushing Guy in Kids in the Hall. It will be ruin if ever you all should meet.
So, it takes all of you to make /. the place that it is. I, for one, am thinking it is better with the oddities and persistence. I'd buy you a beer in the real world. I would not drink it with you - even if I was drinking. But, I would buy you one. Shine on you crazy diamond, shine on.