TrollMan 5000 - Slashdot User

Comment Re:This is great! (Score -1) 20

by cyborg_monkey on Monday March 09, 2015 @12:48PM (#49216003) Attached to: Mars "Webcam" To Be Made Available For Public Use

dignity for starters.

Comment GOOG411 (Score -1) 150

by cyborg_monkey on Friday March 06, 2015 @04:32PM (#49200009) Attached to: The Abandoned Google Project Memorial Page

Probably the most useful of the lot.

Comment Re:I am so exited. This will be great. (Score -1) 331

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @03:29PM (#49182465) Attached to: 'The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress' Coming To the Big Screen

Yeah, "great". Fucking moron.

Comment Re:So let's give a number scail so we can't self t (Score -1) 134

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @08:46AM (#49179527) Attached to: Treadmill Performance Predicts Mortality

scail?

Comment Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. (Score -1) 208

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:47PM (#49173065) Attached to: What Would Minecraft 2 Look Like Under Microsoft?

Tee hee? Fucking idiot.

Comment Re:Is it finally happening? (Score -1) 112

by cyborg_monkey on Monday March 02, 2015 @01:59PM (#49165563) Attached to: Intel Announces Atom x3, x5 and x7, First SOCs With Integrated 3G and LTE Modems

Whatever you say, Robert X Cringely.

Comment How about a 3D printed.... (Score -1) 58

by cyborg_monkey on Friday February 27, 2015 @11:23AM (#49147001) Attached to: Researchers Create World's First 3D-Printed Jet Engines

FIRST POST? Yes, indeed.

Comment Re:Congress (Score -1, Insightful) 210

by cyborg_monkey on Friday February 27, 2015 @09:33AM (#49146117) Attached to: Surgeon: First Human Head Transplant May Be Just Two Years Away

How about that airline food? That stuff really sucks!! AMIRIGHT?

Comment Re: Bugs in Win 7 UI (Score -1) 516

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday February 26, 2015 @11:06AM (#49136887) Attached to: Users Decry New Icon Look In Windows 10

save volume, not drive letter, fuckwit.

Comment Re:Question! Shouldn't multiplexing be priority? (Score -1) 71

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday February 24, 2015 @01:50PM (#49120257) Attached to: UK Scientists Claim 1Tbps Data Speed Via Experimental 5G Technology

maybe if the access points were not powered by donkeys or goats?

Comment Re:Yes. It will. (Score -1) 146

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday February 24, 2015 @01:48PM (#49120219) Attached to: 18 Months On, Grand Theft Auto V's Mount Chiliad Mystery Remains Unsolved

fuck off you condescending neckbeard.

Comment Re:No surprise... (Score -1) 114

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday February 19, 2015 @02:17PM (#49089073) Attached to: Duplicate SSH Keys Put Tens of Thousands of Home Routers At Risk

shut the fuck up.

Submission + - Call to Action: Plan an #InstallFreeBSD Event (trollaxor.com)

Submitted by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 11, 2015 @06:41PM

An anonymous reader writes: Trollaxor is putting out a call for individuals to organize #installFreeBSD events in their locales. The purpose of these events is to increase awareness of FreeBSD. These events will take place simultaneously the evening of Wednesday, April 1.

Comment Re:Saddest line ever (Score -1) 141

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday January 27, 2015 @10:24AM (#48913653) Attached to: Young Cubans Set Up Mini-Internet

You are *so* cool! I bet you have a neckbeard too!

Comment Re:Most calls not really from Dish (Score -1) 247

by cyborg_monkey on Friday January 23, 2015 @09:00AM (#48883301) Attached to: Dish Network Violated Do-Not-Call 57 Million Times

Ok, so to extend your very clever comment, take your place of employment: McDonalds. Basically slave labor... and yet, you continue to work there.

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