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Comment Re:Tuition math lesson (Score 1) 359

I have no idea who got the bright idea to wrap kids in cotton for the first 18-22 years and then throw them to the wolves.

Although I'd *love* to take credit for that one....remember the WWII generation? They went to war as boys, came back as men, and stood on their own two feet. Everyone's been expected to follow the example they set when they returned to the homefront.

Then the hippies came....

Comment Props to Mr. Carmack (Score 5, Interesting) 283

I realize there may be a financial incentive for rewriting what is no doubt a fair chunk of one of the key "selling points" of the DOOM 3 engine, however I'm glad to see that this is being done so the source can be released *publically*. Even if not much comes from it, I personally enjoy going over the code released from id Software...it's like going and in time and watching Da Vinci with a hammer and chisel.

(Yes, yes "Carmack's no Da Vinci", but he is as close to one as most Programmer's can get.)

Comment Zero bps. (Score 1) 222

I have a Samsung Epic 4G and haven't been able to get the HotSpot to work (tethered or not). Ever. Google, forums, and IRC have all pointed to signs of a "disabled" (read: Will always generate an error) feature. If all the cellphone companies are pimps, at least Sprint beats on me less and only takes HALF my money.

Comment Re:Happy System Administrator Day (Score 2) 220

Money isn't happiness
I agree. Money can be used to purchase goods and services, from the likes of...say...a few talented, well-endowed ladies at your local gentlemen's club.
Two hours in the back-room with a few girls that don't know how to use a mouse and couldn't eject a DVD out of a drive without a remote can be quite relaxing.
Yeah baby!! Pull my token rings when you resync that array!! Just like that! DO IT!

Comment Re:And... (Score 1) 220

you are appreciated once you are no longer around to do the job

Reminds me of "Emperor's Syndrom"...

Emperor: "Ah, that coup went better than expected. Let's look at the budget...1,000 Ninjas?? Fire half of them!"
Underling: "Yessir! But please keep in mind, the previous Emperor had 2,000 Ninjas...they were the only force warding off the assassins."
...Six Months Later...
New Emperor: "Well, that coup went well. Let's look at the budget...Ahhh!! 500 Ninjas?! Fire half of them!"
Underling: *sigh*

Comment Re:Wrong power (Score 1) 284

Somewhere a giant alien is holding a hand held laser near our galaxy saying "its only 100 mega kawabs, but it should punch a hole through this disk...."

Why didn't this argument come about sooner? That would explain what happened 6,000 years ago (Back when God created the Universe, which has done nothing but upset people, and generally viewed as a bad idea).

Comment Re:Well no shit (Score 1) 235

If you "steal" from your neighbor you feel remorse. If you "steal" from Satan you don't have any regrets.

Not where I live. If you're caught stealing from your neighbor, he's likely to shoot you.

Satan, on the other hand, has more than likely already attempted to sue you several times for "stealing" from him already.

Comment Re:Well no shit (Score 1) 235

What city is this land of (nearly) free, you speak of? I must find this part of the U.S.A. before it's stamped-out by the Feds. I pay $5 for someone to park my car, after I drive it there, first! Surely this land of "movies that cost as much as the DVD-R they're burned on" and "happy pizza with special topping" is somewhere within the confines of my beloved United States! (Or Canada)

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