You had telnet? Lucky!

You can tell them og write it to them but don't expect it to work.

Best I can think of is to write a bug report to their bug report. So when your get a useless bug report, write back and explain what is wrong with the report and how it should have looked. Explain to them that your crystal ball is broken, so you don't know what the "it" in "it doesn't work" is. Asked them read the bug report before they send it and then stop and think if it even makes any sense....be nice but firm about what you require to fix the bug and let them know that it will make the process go much faster....but guess what...none of this will work.

If you want to make it stop - get another job. ;-)

For the record - no, I am not bitter (yet) but I just sent a new site into test and I am just waiting for the first useless bug report that ignores all the instructions I gave.

This poll just screams for four yorkshiremen sketch replys.

"That's nothing - we get 250 ft. of snow every day. We have to start digging our way to work two hours before we get home" and so on and so on.

"Who cares - they don't operate in my country"

Tell the young people that today and they won't believe you.,

I believe it is a random noise generator but as I understand it, it is rather resource intensive. Also it is always demanding to be upgraded to "Wife".

Message from the DHS: We know that....and by the way you forgot to pack your toothbrush on the last visit.

Just think of the office parties...they all get drunk and add names like "Ben Dover", "Dick Rasch" and "Hugh Jass".

You mean that sentences should not be determined by an Internet vote? Where is the fun in that?

There is no way in hell this is illegal in Denmark and I doubt that it is illegal in Sweden & Norway. In reading the article this seems more a matter of being afraid that the game or company might get the stigma of paedophilia attached to it.

Keeping child molesters away from children = Good

Saying that everything involving children is child molestation = Not so much.

Plutonium should be available in every corner drugstore by now....if not....talk to some Libyens....they may want to trade with some used pinball machine parts.

well, sort of.

No, we can't do that. Think of the children...wait..

only if your name is Reiser

I do not believe that a number can count - prime or otherwise.

Excellent countpoint I just made there....but wait a point cannot count either....Hmmm...Maybe I should just go back to work.