It's definitely easier when you can think of 1 mil = 1 meter at a distance of 1 km

You can do all that with Google Docs, either with Google Apps Script or Google Documents API.

A large hardon collider created "glue plasma" matter that is soup/liquid-like collection of particles?
I think I've seen that porn before

Stephen Elop.

Why the fuck is this case still in court and not already dismissed?

http://www.theonion.com/video/cias-facebook-program-dramatically-cut-agencys-cos,19753/

Why would they waste money on Crowdsourcing technology?

Parole is a privilege, not a right. If your privileges are removed from you, you are not being violated.

Apparently they logged http access but not ftp access....

Disclaimer: I've RTFA'ed

The passwords were not stored in plaintext.
However, the web server access logs logged the passwords entered in plaintext. That was what was downloaded from a publically access ftp folder.

Are you stupid or what?
Google does NOT have a patent for using anonymity online.
What Google has is a patent for one method of providing anonymity online.

There are plenty of ways to offer anonymity online, other companies are welcomed to use their own methods. If they want to use Google's methods, they will have to license it from Google.

Says right there: "Its shutdown was caused when one of four coolant pumps for a reactor failed to work."

Could probably have continued operating on the remaining 3 pumps, but was shut down for safety.

A couple of questions for you...

1) Who did you vote for?
2) If that politician you vote for had taken office, how would he or she have prevented TSA from happening?

Just curious

To be precise, they actually have no obligation to host your free speech, especially not in countries where there is no free speech.

Or you know, they could just install Firefox or Chrome to access Google Apps and retain the obselete IE to access the obselete services.

Nintendo is evil, no doubt about that. Just less evil than Sony and Microsoft, so Slashdot tend to cut Nintendo a bit of slack.