Journal Journal: 20 tidbits from a bitter man. 2
20 valuable tidbits of advice from a person who is bitter and upset. (Take this as a warning that this is very bitter and might be upsetting to those wearing rose-coloured glasses.)
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Do you know what I figured out this year, if nothing else. I learned actually a few things this year...
Here's my valuable tidbits of advice.
1. It doesn't matter whether you are correct or not, people won't listen if they don't agree.
2. Girls/Men who let you know they love you, don't. Girls/Men who do, won't let you know.
3. The human race is not intelligent... some humans are intelligent, but the human race on average is as smart as a rat.
4. Speaking of rats, you cannot trust most people in the human race. Good rule of thumb, don't trust anyone.
5. Money is a sad thing that we base our lives around and worship... but unfortunately, when you get rid of it, there ain't much else.
6. God... well.. We won't go there.
7. Life Sucks... realize that and get over it while you are young, and you'll enjoy life more when you get older.
8. People won't tell you how they feel about you. They'll tell absolutely everyone else who'll listen, but not you.
9. The people we vote in, no matter what we do, are just listening to the people with money. They don't care about you, and likely never will.
10. The girl you are interested in is taken...
or if not taken, not interested in you...
or if not taken and interested in you...
is dead or imaginary or lost.
11. You'll always make some stupid mistake you'll regret for the rest of your life, and there is absolutely nothing you'll be able to do to rectify it... So just accept it.
12. Money isn't the root of all evil.
Power is the root of all evil.
Money just leads to power.
13. If nothing happens when we die, it'll be an incredibly humourous thing. Considering how few people live for now.
14. I hate Starbucks and all they represent, I believe workers deserve fair wages and so on... but they just make such darn good Iced Tazo Chais.
15. The USA just scares me... That's it. The third world war will be likely started by them.
16. You'll never supress the people who disagree with your opinions and views.
17. A computer is machine. Not a robot, not a person, not an animal, nothing more. It is just an assembly line of electrons that performs mathematics.
18. In general, the popular belief is wrong. Natural medicine _does not work_; There are no UFOs; Psychics are just good con artists; And no one is talking to your dead grandmother about the letter K.
19. The nude female body is the most beautiful thing in the world right now. No piece of art has surpassed that yet.
20. If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend who you love and loves you, go and show them you care. You are luckier than you could possibly believe right now.
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There you go, my 20 tidbits from a bitter man. Hopefully they'll make your life more livable, and help you understand what's really going on around you.