Journal Journal: The Office
David Brent is my new role model.
A friend first, boss second and entertainer third.
David Brent is my new role model.
A friend first, boss second and entertainer third.
I am the living embodiment of Squidward.
I share so many characteristics of him, its not even funny. Including his skin colour.
This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered french toast in the renaissance. - Steven Wright, comedian