Your comment should be: Oh, shut the fuck up, for Christ's sake. Get a life!

It's known the more a doctor performs a procedure, the better the outcome.

So when yourr slender ass pulls into the hospital at 70 with a heart attack, you're welcome.

I think this study should look into whether the saunas are melting fat out of the extremeties' vessels, especially capiillaries. Maybe helps keep vessels clear, lets heart work less hard.

Even worse, how are we supposed to repair the timeline from this quasi-reboot now?!?!?

With shortened lifespans, too. Was Deckard a replicant?

"It's too bad she won't live. But who does?"

Deckard: Meeeeeeeeeee!

Ok, let's deal with abouy 80% of the dollars scammed out of retirees the past 30 years.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm putting a child block on all your home shopping channels, grampa."

These things specialize in convincing the lonely elderly the hosts are their friends, with peals of joy and friendship when purchases are made. Look! She likes me!

Spend thousands a week, blow thru $20,000 of savings in a month.

To quote a wise opinion on the subject from several years ago, "Kill yourselves."

"That's not very funny!"

"I'm not trying to be funny. Kill yourselves."

> "extremely dangerous and not fit for human consumption"

This Slashdot beta really is getting out of control.

Ya, but who says phones want ugly, flat icons either?

Computer icon progression through the years:

1. Crappy line drawings done by a programmer at his desk.
2. Fancy, artsy drawings by a pro
3. 3D rendered pictures
4. 3D rendered animations

And now...

5. Back to simple line drawings some progammer did at his desk in 10 minutes. Download folder icon?

Really?!?!?

Speaking of Star Wars, Slashdot needs to change their Star Wars icon from R2D2 to Robot Head on a Soccer Ball.

What kind of Bizarro Superman world do you live in? What's happening in Seoul is the exact opposite of capitalism in a free market.

The government is chasing out the new competition at the behest of the sclerotic old, and is actually handing their business model over to connected cronies.

Ehhh, industry would give much better pay to precogs. Imagine your wife hiring one to detect your "pre-jerkoffs".

Compared to all the other bs out there, it was fine. The error was in not extending these fundamental rights to everyone, not in the basic concepts of those rights themselves, which still exceed those around the world. Witness European nations outlawing blasphemy and other free speech issues that would be laughed out of court here.

I'll take this over any other concept of government, thanks.

We already have a digital currency. It's called "dollars". You can convert it to physical chits easily, but rarely do you need to.

Will you be able to buy and sell anonymously as with cash, or will this become another eyeball in the already far too massive panopticon?

Somehow malware named Babar doesn't geel so threatening.

NSA: Note to self - call our next drop Curious George