Mr. Foer, you assert that you have witnesses to war crimes and UCMJ violations, to include statements from one of your writers, so why aren't you turning them in?

Official America Recycles Day

So, recycling a hybrid 1972 Dodge Charger has inspired the POTUS yet again!

Recall first that the hydrogen powered Jeep was indirectly mentioned in the State of the Union a few years ago.

Seeing rumors in The Corner that Sen. Trent Lott is being elected to a leadership position again. Heard on the radio that this is confirmed.

Well, it could have been more awkward if we would have talked, I doubt that they noticed me, but 'Helmet Head', her best friend and two guys (no telling if the guy with HH was her CIA hubby) were sitting at a table directly behind me during the Alumni Association gathering to watch the UTK football game on Saturday.

Listening to WMAL this AM I was informed that Kentucky Fried Chicken has changed its logo for the fourth time in fifty years.

They also made a giant version of it from black tiles, in the desert (not sure how close to "Area 51" it is supposed to be) that can be seen from space.

Let the new urban legends begin! I was kind of getting tired of the old ones, especially the federal ban from using the word "chicken" but, somehow, no paperwork exists in relation to this 'ban.'

Well, all of my car porn is stuck in my cell phone. Forgot the right method of sending them to my AOL account to post at The Book of Charger, so need to figure that out again. No, I don't have the motorola software to download to home computer and the CD-ROM drive is not functioning right now anyway.

Every election, each voter in California gets a little oval sticker that says "I voted" so you can explain to your boss why you're two hours late. Today, there are widespread reports that the stickers aren't as sticky as usual, with more than a few complaints that the corners are coming up, or in one extreme instance, the entire sticker blew off in a mild breeze. Accusations have been hurled by b

Over here, Ezra has some evidence of voter intimidation.

Sorry, I am at work and am prohibited from opening and listening. Anybody want to make a transcript?

Of course, there is always the possibility that it is fake but accurate.

Killer storms from cloud seeding prove ineffective.

Experts predict pestilence as next Rove/Bush weapon against democracy.

7 November 2006

Montag Leftblog Comment Crystal Ball

Early voters intimidated by FOX News in Alexandria, VA

6:00 AM, FOX News cameras were standing watch over Alexandria, VA polling places, sending the subtle message "we are watching you."

East Coast Flooded by President Bush

As reported earlier, the president covered the east in rain. Some election observers suspect Air Force One of seeding clouds on the way to Texas.

Montag Political Newswire

7 November 2006

With the entire east coast of the USA engulfed in rain or dreary weather, some political experts suspect weather control on the part of President Bush.

Several studies have shown that rain suppresses Democrat turnout by several percent. Somehow, an unprescidented November rainstorm has come to the east in November, on election day.

Continuing that thing by Bill Clinton about Democrats taking all of our money, per the Republican view* . . . This shall be a finish-the-joke-thread:

Anyway, after I tripped over the illegal alien a campus organizer from MoveOn stole my boots and gave them to Danny Ortega.

* Thanks ellem.

Okay, why are we only hearing about the Poles around every election season? How about the Sloves, the Cheks, the Germans or even the Belgians?

Thank you.

Montag International Political Newswire

6 November 2006

Nicaragua

Daniel Ortega appears to have won the Presidency of Nicaragua.