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Comment Isreal (Score 2, Insightful) 383

Global humanity fucked up when we let Isreal have nuclear weapons and shit all over the NPT. This just kicks the can down the road. T2-style Judgement Day will be a few years later than expected is all.

Iran will mothball all its NES and Playstation-level cetrifuges, while keeping all its Xbone and PS4 centrifuges running full tilt. Wouldn't you, in the same situation?

Comment He was wrong, but not how you expect (Score 2, Funny) 205

"Jobs, as it turns out, was completely wrong about the integration of television and computers.

â€oeWe donâ€(TM)t think that televisions and personal computers are going to merge,†Jobs told Macworld in 2004 when discussing the 20th anniversary of the Macintosh. â€oeWe think basically you watch television to turn your brain off, and you work on your computer when you want to turn your brain on.â€"

Now most of them use the "computer" to discuss weighty matters like how "this one for my niggas, I woulda said it was for the bitches but I dont got shit for bitches... .Shame on all you niggas all on the Instagram stuntin' for them bitches frontin' under pictures!"

Heady stuff from @DocFromDaGloâ--ï¸

Comment Re:Researchers Nearly Double the Size of Worker An (Score 0) 99

If you morons would RTFS you would see that it clearly says "Researchers have nearly doubled the size of a handful of Florida ants." Anyone who's not an idiot knows "handful of Florida ants" is an eggcorn for the colloquial expression "Florida aunts" which is a Southern Georgia expression meaning you suspect someone is inbred. Florida aunts means cousins or sisters or mothers or other taboo relations. So this story is about that. About researchers doubling the size of a handful of Florida Aunts. So it's ok that I have the fantasies I do and one day we'll all be together as one happy family.

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