I'm the troll?

Interesting. Enjoy your iPad. I'm off to do actual work.

Obviously not. I guess you're in that bottom 0.5%.

All I did was agree with Bill. You're the one making specific claims here.

Move that goal post!

So, no? I didn't think so.

Nice try with "sales" though, I'm sure that'll sucker in the bottom 0.5%. I'll let you work out why everyone else knows it's laughably absurd.

Moving on, what's your problem with the stylus? It's very useful and greatly enhances the utility of tablets. Think of all the things you could do with your tablet that you cannot reasonably do now.

Now, you might not find it terribly useful. That's okay. The rest of us want to do more with our tablets than just play video games.

I suppose you have some data to support that?

I thought that was banned in the Geneva Conventions.

That's probably because you didn't actually need it. Like your smartphone and tablet today, just silly toys to most users.

And they are.

Yeah, now everyone wishes we had them back.

No, those fat crayon styluses don't count.

Let's try it the other way:

C, properly written, is much more secure than C++.

Huh, it still works. I guess that's what happens when you use a ridiculous qualifier like "properly written".

Translation: I don't understand dynamic typing, therefore, it's bad and PHP is bad.

(Just a guess, but I'll bet he still thinks Python, Perl, Lisp, etc. are okay. There often isn't much thinking involved when repeating memes and talking points.)

Such silly nonsense.

False!

0/10 not even plausible.

iTunes for Windows? I thought that WAS hell?!

The irony in your post is that you also need to grow up about Crack and recognize that, for a lot of people, it is exactly what people want. Ranting about it is just as childish as being an uncritical fanboy.

WTF are you talking about?