Every advanced Tech will eventually be used as a cat toy. http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1828

After effects, more research needed. Cylon sentience attained on the first day. They keep it running until Tricia Helfer steps out of their 3D printer.

There is also a matter of program compatibility. I found out too late that the ATI R4890 OC 1GB card has no 16bit Z buffer resulting in completely unplayable Mechwarrior games. One main reason I upgraded cards was to play the old games at absurd frame rates. The card will also overheat if i run the quick boot option on my Asus P5Q motherboard. The Linux version isn't compatible with my card so I can't use that function of my motherboard. It is a total waste.

The borg queen was not happy about her drones going to Cabo San Lucas. The stolen code was assimilated but not properly checked for HUMAN errors.

The hobbit puzzled over the drill bit rotating downward into middle earth. The dirt from the glowing sky lichen clouded the air causing the shire beneath to glow blue. The drill continued downward into the bowels of hell. Abandon all hope All ye who enter here.

http://www.myths.com/pub/comics/smbc/comics/20080303.gif

What happened to the other 31 - 4 = 27 Flavors?

Such an amazing environment we live in that can grow parasites of such enormous size. It's like looking at Jurassic Park and seeing a giant tick feed off of a dinosaur. This is really quite a fascinating find. Like a leach or mosquito we have no idea what major breakthrough that this event may precipitate under the current administration. The benefit of leaches has been well known for many centuries. The mosquito is by itself a minor nuisance, but when combined with malaria becomes a major health threat. Under this case if the lawyer that became a judge is a parasite perpetuating unnecessary litigation then the end result will be the death of the host organism.(The judiciary) All we need to do is find the tipping point where unnecessary litigation negates all justice and enforcement becomes impossible.
http://www.theonion.com/audio/american-bar-association-recalls-230000-defective,13584/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fairyprincess-ranks-depleting-as-girls-aspire-to-b,496/

http://www.theonion.com/audio/reallife-beverly-hillbillies-stripped-of-assets-by,13143/

http://www.theonion.com/audio/judge-orders-god-to-break-up-into-smaller-deities,18327/

How will they get out the liquor stains? I understand the actor was a heavy drinker. Just pass it off as Vader's unique life support fluid.
Other jobs for Darth Vader wannabes http://www.theonion.com/articles/sevenyearold-enjoys-fun-toxicspill-evacuation,1597/

My intelligence is growing too fast for my cranium to handle! If I read too many more CAPTCHAs I'll build a fusion powered flying saucer and start abducting trailer park trash for bizarre genetic experiments. http://www.theonion.com/articles/fbi-director-wishes-he-had-some-alien-thing-to-cov,2957/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/texas-ufo-identified,15644/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/vatican-okays-space-aliens,15465/

The actual transit through the center point of the galactic elliptic will take at least a decade. With plenty of fan fair even something ridiculous can seem plausible for a brief time. Until you actually look under the hood.

A lot of defense theory is based on ancient proven tech. When a paradigm shift happens every preconceived notion falls flat. A hacker can bring a standing army to it's knees just by modifying immunization data. Break into a vaccination center change some ATCG into a delayed time bomb. And when they vaccinate their own army with a tainted cure for smallpox they all wind up with something really unpleasant several years down the road. Until we develop a protein folding system with an understanding of all major variables in the human body we shouldn't deploy such a weapon until we can defend against it.

Well it looks like Maxwell's Demon is finally out of work. Worst recession in history. Even Demons can't keep their day jobs.