We need leaders in IT, not followers. Everyone I know from high school who joined the military was a marginal student at best, with a decided lack of intellectual curiosity. Plus a lot of them were pushy assholes. No thanks.

also nobody can take a fucking joke anymore. fat guy getting hit by a bus? HILARIOUS. oh no, we're making fun of fat people now.

That, and crass commericalism. Looney Tunes came out without all that merchandise that modern cartoons now require. Fuck the TMNT, bring back Marvin the Martian.

but octopus is just gross

depression is a terrible fate from which to suffer. only the strong-willed survive, as the weak kill themselves after depression has feasted upon their souls.

bow down before the inventors of the Mouse, the 3.5" floppy, and multimedia features in every computer

From the social network that outlawed breastfeeding comes a new service for helping people track their health records. Christ what a load of bunk.

The Big Mac is more dangerous than Ebola. But no McDonalds CEOs will ever go to prison.

if you are infected with a deadly disease and set foot on an airplane with the intent to leave the country when you should be quarantined, is that a terrorist action?

shit, kids routinely do questionable shit for no goddamned reason at all. if maroney was selling her pix, that would be a whole different story.

this reminds me, instead of getting busted for prostitution, bring a video camera and make a movie. at that point it makes the john an entrepreneur, and the hooker is the "talent"

i'm no advocate for child porn, but many famous photographers have taken naked pictures of their kids. hell, my mom probably has a couple of adorable photos of me or my brother taking a bath as a baby -- but that's not PORN. americans are stupid about the naked body, and need to stop twisting everything into some kind of perversion. there's muppet "porn", for chrissakes, and that only hurts what, a bunch of felt and glue? a muppeteer's feelings?

a unified experience means putting start menus on phones, like Windows Mobile 6.0 -- which I enjoyed, btw, although it was dog slow. good keyboard and stylus though.

somebody check -- is that an Intel math coprocessor bug?

how to the rich get richer? they have sponsors like carl icahn who come up with nefarious plans to squeeze profits from services, ahem, from customers.

hell i keep going back to CLASSIC desktop settings

duh