It's an app on the iphone ok, but Filemaker Pro allowed me to do that in 1990 ...

Now an app that, when launched, uses te camera to automatically identify the bottles and gives me a cocktail list, now THAT would have been cool...

So next time your hear the question "But who will think about the children ?" you will have the answer...

New Patent : "One Click Erasure of stuff you Bought by us"...

There has been a few days (and a few harrassing plane tranfers) where the flaying of a TSA agent would have been welcome...

Not.So.Legible...

ROFL "Assume Onions" 8p

The come back 8)

ah. Frost piss ?

You may not have noticed, but my HTTP request encapsuled a link to my EPLA (End-Provider Licence Agreement) that resides on my HDD under c: (or /home/$user, for you linux geeks)

This EPLA describes the rules governing the sending of your IP packets to MY computer and gives a formula to account for eyeball time allowed to your packets and the just compensation I should receive for your use of eyeball and brain time (standard time-sharing agreement).

It grants you a non exclusive right to my eyeballs, and excludes any right you might think you have to present me with advertisement without proper compensation for my eyeball/brain time.

To make it simple there is a mandatory 50/50 share for any advertisement revenue derived from my eyeball time, plus a one-off, annual fee of 5000$ for non exclusive access to my eyeball.

Another 5000$ fee is mandatory for the implementation and maintenance of the eyeball-to-brain connection, and has to be paid in full before sending me any IP packets and / or advertising.

We are currently gathering IPs and computer info on persistent intruders who refuse to buy subscription to my eyeball and eyeball-brain connection, and are engaging in a theft of eyeball and brain services. We have engaged an attorney who will be doing a bulk subpoena demand on each ISP involved,..

If you want to stop the legal proceeding, please kindly forward your money to me.

Regards,
Da5id

Maybe an average family cannot, but a poor AND dishonest one can for sure lift 6 of them from a delivery truck 8)

(disclaimer : SarcMarc / Yes, it is a form of Humor, albeit an almost deceised one / Yes, not all poor families are poor / Oh, Just shut up, not my fault if you have no sense of humor. Choose the one applying to your specific condition 8p)

" our offices did not have naked porn stars running about, no free blow jobs"

First it was Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy...
Among the years some more desillusions...
Then there was that sad story with the flying cars...
And Duke Nukem Forever...
And now this !!!!

ALL MY DREAMS ARE GONE NOW !!!

8p

"I particularly enjoyed the way you seem to know much more about what is good for the company than the trained accountants whose job it is to know these things better than anyone else."

FYI, trained accountants knows what is better for the ACCOUNTS.
If they knew what was good for the company they would be ... managers ? on the Board ? not at accounting...

BTW, how often do you consult your own accountant about your morale ?

But the story became much much shorter : at the first autodafe the evil censors all died of toxic fumes inhalation....

But do they have 50ft MATRIX Kung Fu walls for running up and pushups?

I am the bursar of the university.

And I just got our Google ad report.

And you are banned. For life.

You know what a long term investment is ? a short term investment that failed...