My experiences have been different in Canada. I fought a driving without undo care and attention I got when I rolled my car on a back road. I didn't beat the ticket, but I had it reduced from about 200.00 to 15.00.

My brother fought a speeding ticket that he received based on an eye witness and won that.

Only if you have sex as much as you golf.

I really want to be a part of your world. Around here I get asked to do stuff such as "Can you install Microsoft for me?". Um, OK. What do you have now? "I have Windows, but I need Word."

The only other option is to buy a Mac, "but you can't play games on a Mac".

That is normal. These are really intelligent people that spend all day on a computer, but use them to do reports and budgets.