Tomato juice breaks down into more methanol than your soda.

Aspartame doesn't cause methanol poisoning.

But can it make me a sandwich?

I think it's important to note that while we're good at making AI good at one thing, we're still a very long way from making it good at general skills.

IE and Spartan have different engines. It's an entirely rebuilt browser.

Maybe you should do your research before you start talking shit.

But how do we bribe -- err I mean buy lunch for -- it so it will suggest prescribing my company's drugs?

His only crime was sharing knowledge with those too unfortunate to be born into the world's 1% wealthiest.

Caffeine is a horrible drug to form a dependence on.

It should be billed directly to the company, I'd imagine. That's what contracts are for.

If you fail to fulfill a term of a contract, its your financial responsibility to fulfill that term.

Yes, caffeine is especially good for treating headaches for the same reason it gives you one when you stop taking it. They'll give you IV caffeine sodium benzoate in a hospital if it's bad enough.

I do think caffeine is a horrible drug for regular consumption though.

Orgasms are, at least. So long as it's not an orgasm induced headache.

In my opinion, copious amounts of caffeine and aspirin are better for treating headaches.

They use tapes to store all that data they get from smashing tiny bits together. Totally forget how much one of their tapes hold, but at the time I remember thinking it was a lot.

Variants aren't. Baroque Chess and Alice Chess are really the only forms of chess I play nowadays.

I just saw this job position on /.

"Senior .NET Developer

Qualified candidates will have experience with most of the following technologies:ASP.net, C# (or VB.NET) SQL ServerSQL Reporting Services MVC Architecture JavaScriptAJAX XML

Salary: 45-65k"

I almost died laughing.

[Citation needed].

I'm glad you pointed out what you meant when you said LO was horrible. I'm sorry you misunderstood what I said. What I actually meant was that O365 and LO aren't comparable and that LO is a decade behind O365.

It really sounds more like you're suffering from a case of bad management, so I'll let you vent. Nothing sucks quite as bad as being set up to fail because the guys above you treat you like some robot that thinks you can magically fix any technical problem just by throwing you at it.

Look there's a lot about MS that I'll call their bullshit on. For instance, how they managed to break the start menu in the technical preview of W10, then fixed it, then broke it but allowed a registry fix, but then removed the fix for some inexplicable reason. It seriously boggles my mind that someone could be put in charge of this.

I don't hear a lot of great stuff about Windows Server, either.

But Nadella is just proving to be highly competent in pushing MS's direction, so in that case we'll see.