It's not a tumahh! It's a memory bundle

becaue usually when you print a file, you already have file in digital format and thus want it in physical.

stones are heavy, when they can get glimpsed they will fall to the earth and presumably shatter. the risk far outweighs to potential benefits.

I'm not sexist or anything, but am I the only one that gets annoyed when people, in their strive to be as PC as possible, refer to a theoretical person by the female form as opposed to the male form? I mean it makes sense when talking about a field where it is women dominated, but how many women CIO's exist, compared to men?

Wait a few thousand years and use giant cranes... duh!

must have used Apple Maps to figure out the proper orbit...

makes me think of the Ricky Gervais skit. Either you caught AIDS from having sex with a monkey... or you cut yourself while preparing monkey Yeah, I was totally eating monkey... etc etc etc le lulz

Maybe someone should find a way to detect someone making a funny as easy as detecting radiation.

it's not necessarily the warm water that's making them huge...

that's a feature... it gets rid of all those pests

firmware updates

Forgot to mention that they also need to monitor closely all those "relevant" to the children... you know from immediate family to those people that happen to have possibly glimpsed the child on their drive/walk.

But think of the children... at the very least we need the NSA to monitor 100% of everything going on with the kids when they are out of this federally funded testing site.

Makes me think of that scene from The IT Crowd about a 0-stress work place

for the wireless internet company I used to work out, we'd send an email alerting people of tower outages in their area...